I used to think bronies were just manchildren going through a quarter life crisis and dealing with masculine insecurities. So they watch my little pony to express the feminine interests they've spent life suppressing...
But then I became a brony, so now I know that's what they are.
One day I drank a whole 12 pack and marathoned the first season of MLP. THat changed my life. I finally had an outlet for all my pent up insecurities. I could finally embrace something girly. I feel all this pressure to be masculine and tough. And I'm okay with it. I like doing a lot of stereotypically masculine activities as much as any other chauvanistic macho douche such as myself... But when nobody is around. It's pony time.
Back when I was addicted to spice, I began talking to the ponies. I knew they weren't real, but I made myself into a mental ventrilliquist... from then on I was the imaginary BFF of the mane 6... Until I found real friends. I had to let the pony characters go.
But I had such a good time acting out conversations with them. Spice had repressed me to being a kid again.
I just wanna cuddle fluttershy so much
But then I became a brony, so now I know that's what they are.
One day I drank a whole 12 pack and marathoned the first season of MLP. THat changed my life. I finally had an outlet for all my pent up insecurities. I could finally embrace something girly. I feel all this pressure to be masculine and tough. And I'm okay with it. I like doing a lot of stereotypically masculine activities as much as any other chauvanistic macho douche such as myself... But when nobody is around. It's pony time.
Back when I was addicted to spice, I began talking to the ponies. I knew they weren't real, but I made myself into a mental ventrilliquist... from then on I was the imaginary BFF of the mane 6... Until I found real friends. I had to let the pony characters go.
But I had such a good time acting out conversations with them. Spice had repressed me to being a kid again.
I just wanna cuddle fluttershy so much