panic in paradise
Bluelighter
No one told me I couldn't...
seriously, it is that way to great extents.
and writers are farmers, arent they?!
haaha
No one told me I couldn't...
too many voices in my head. if i don't write, they won't shut up.![]()

^ You're lucky.
I write because it keeps me sane![]()
Like another writer already stated, I write because I have no one to talk to. Also, I cannot afford psychotherapy.
When I am with my friends, they just want to talk about their kids, jobs, celebrities, or whatever. I understand that is how most people are, but I like to have deeper conversations, sometimes. Writing gives me a safe, non-violent outlet for my anger and my pointless whining.
I'm a bit of a misanthrope who just cannot surrender my brain to the mindless mush of modern life.
In case you haven't guessed, I'm also a lousy poet who lasciviously loves alliteration.
not the end but I'm tired of writing.Ugly: I write all the time.
Ugly's 31 y.o. son: typing seems a lot more efficient for that task than writing
Ugly: OMG!! You know I'm typing!!!. Writing doesn't mean you use a pencil!!! LOL!!! Come to think of it, how in the fuck did anything EVER get written!!!
Hand writing essays. Counting the words one by one. That was HELL. I love writing now, with blogs and all.
Ugly's son: just think about hand writing war and peace
Ugly: handwriting the BIBLE. Over and over and over and over for your life's work???
Ugly's son: thanks for monks and the scribes.
Ugly: Well, wordsmiths couldn't be out chasing girls and chokin chickens when they were writing all the time.
Ugly's son: by fucking candle light!
Ugly: Candles are cool, you rube. Poe would NEVER had been able to write what he did on a laptop.
Ugly's son: Picture of Dorian Gray would have been a million times better from a MacBook
Ugly: You love to piss off your mom! Dorian Gray couldn't have existed outside the zeitgeist of the time. A ton of stuff wouldn't have been written without flickering candlelight and oil-burning lamps. That's the atmosphere needed for some genres. Imagine no wall switch. No light anywhere in the house! Just a candle on the table giving off a circle of yellow light illuminating paper and pen.
Ugly's son: I stand by my belief. Dorian Gray would have been a million times better on a MacBook.
UglyYou stand by your WHAT? Beliefs, is it?
You stand by a rock and hard place as usual.
The Dorian Gray reference was classic... I lol'ed because it was funny and because Y O U quoting Oscar Wilde
to me reminds me of when you were a toddler...
you quoted He-Man and Skeletor with a three year old "accent" if you will. it was hilarious.
you always knew how to make me laugh.
Ugly's son Well when you were laughing we weren't getting into trouble so that was good. Also, it separated me from my brother and my sisters. I seems like I was the only one of us kids with the instinct to make you laugh.
Ugly: Yea I know. Being very serious around you was impossible for me if you turned to humor. Your daughter may be even funnier than you. At six she is a total riot!
Son... humor is the mask of wisdom. Wisdom is made easier to access with humor.![]()