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whos rubbed one out at work?

I have never touched myself at work, but I did sneak back into the office one night back in the day to fuck the crazy hot UPS driver with whom I had been flirting with for a while. It was awesome. I did leave teeth marks in the wooden desk of my boss, but I don't think she ever noticed.....
 
KoreyS said:
Yes I have. There have been at least three jobs that I have fiddled with my private peter at. Two were grocery store jobs, the other was a factory. My dinky erupted onto the toilet seat.
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hahahahaha something really tickled me about this post. I haven't laughed that much from reading something in years. Oh dear.
 
Dre1990 said:
I did twice. i'm not proud of it I think it's a hunge lack of self-control
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On the contrary. I think it takes huge self-control to maintain an erection and successfully jerk yourself off without porn or lotion while blocking the fear of getting caught from your mind. All of you who have said yes have earned my respect.
 
No effuzion, you're wrong to assume that the fear of being caught will hinder your ability, I think it could enourage you, inspire determination and more adrenaline and just make it a great wank.
I also think it could be something one got used to, if they were to wank frequently at work.
I also think it could hinder ones ability.

It depends, but I'd be interested to hear how people reacted to it.
 
I enjoyed the feeling of doing something bad ;) sex in macys was awesome too.
 
Abject said:
No effuzion, you're wrong to assume that the fear of being caught will hinder your ability, I think it could enourage you, inspire determination and more adrenaline and just make it a great wank.
I also think it could be something one got used to, if they were to wank frequently at work.
I also think it could hinder ones ability.

It depends, but I'd be interested to hear how people reacted to it.
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I guess it depends how horny you are. If it's just your average "I'm bored" jerk sesh then I could see the fear slowing you down, but if you're mad horny like that dude who had sex with his girl before work but didn't come I bet it doesn't matter because your brain is just going FUCK SOMETHING NOW.
 
Effuzion said:
On the contrary. I think it takes huge self-control to maintain an erection and successfully jerk yourself off without porn or lotion while blocking the fear of getting caught from your mind. All of you who have said yes have earned my respect.
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The irony is this: about the same time I did the deed at work I couldnt fuck a girl because I couldnt keep an erection.
 
I've done it at 2 different jobs. Once because I was dopesick, the other time I had taken some speed.
 
I fucked my girlfriend on her old boss's desk one time. Little did we know her boss had a camera in her office. She made my girl watch the video and followed it by firing her. I felt pretty awful for her after that, but it was her idea hahaha.
 
HighonLife said:
ive had sex n bated at my place of work


...im a cook
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Well, on that note,I have had sex at my husbands place of work many times. He is also a chef. In the office, but mostly in the walk in. The walk in is where they always do their drugs, too. What is it about the walk in? One time ( he was the executive chef for 10 years at a very fancy French restaurant in our old town) we were there after hours and not only was he cooking up a HUGE vat of canna butter on the stove,but we were also getting it on. I think I was straddling him in his desk chair when the cop came in.

Apparently, the alarm got set off somehow, and they came in to investigate. Good thing I have the "proper Southern lady " vibe, because by the time he left, he was apologizing for disturbing us!
 
I ran a bar for about ten years. One time I was dating a girl that really liked phone sex (and sex in general) and she liked to play with herself while stuck in traffic during her commute to work while talking to me on her phone. I was always game and this particular time I locked myself in the office with all of the beer signs and banners. I blew my load all over this vintage Budweiser sign with the Klydesdale horses on it because I didn't have any paper towels. I went to the kitchen to grab a towel to clean it up and as I walked back to the office, the owner of the place (my boss) just showed up and wanted to have a quick meeting in the office... With my giant blast of semen two feet away from his chair. And no, he never noticed.
 
Yup, several times at my old office. Not much of a danger wank, though, what with a single toilet with a door (as opposed to several cubicles), but well worth it, since I got paid by the hour.
 
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