reposting this because i can't stop laughing or really do anything else while laughing this hard hahaha

fuckn lolz...
chainyour - jerseys evillest kidnapper, named for his dungeon where he will chain your kid, girlfriend, or doctor to the wall til he gets wat he wants (a personal slave, no strings attached sex, and roxi prescriptions, in that order)
savesawr - a subliminal advertiser for wal marts discounted power tools
ahahahaha i'm laughing way to hard at this right now i think i'm gonna wake my grandma up ahahahawuv u boo aha![]()
