Which reindeer are you?

[coelophysis]

SO, which reindeer are you?
Are you perhaps Dasher, the mad meth deer runnin' at high speeds?
Or are you Dancer? We all know he's rolling his hooves off. Jingle all the waaaaay.
Maybe you're Prancer though, maybe you shake your booty around town for some party favors.
Maybe you're Vixen. You could only be on bluelight for the rest of the reindeer to drool googly-eyed over in lounge threads.
I bet some of you reading this fit the roll of Comet, do you blast off? Does Santy Klawlz get down too?!
Or are you Donner? Do you push & never get high off your own supply, G?
I know there's Blitzen's out there, raiding the Egg nog to help give you that pep in your trot.
And of course there's Rudolf, nose first in that pile of snow over there, oh wait...

And Cupid, well, I don't have one for Cupid, so someone else make it up.

 

[tathra]

i'm cupid, because i took care of your girl while you were out caroling.

 

[coelophysis]

You would too, you dirty daw..Deer.

 

[CashewXD]

i am bartholemew the 9th reindeer from hell. santa banished me there years ago when i killed one of the original 8 with my demon-like antlers. the one i killed was replaces by rudolph, my undercover hell agent who will eventually kill the rest of the reindeer, santa, the elves, and mrs. claus alike, thus making it so no children will get presents for christmas and the jews will triumph!

 

[cosmic charlie]

I'm a Blitzen Trapper

 

[coelophysis]

I knew you would be too. I couldn't help but think of them as I wrote it out too

 

[augustaB]

Would there be one called Pharta?

 

[swilow]

I help Santa in his worshop

 

[coelophysis]

Would there be one called Pharta?

NO.


And swilow, I hope that in my afterlife I'm reincarnated as an Elf.

 

[KoreyS]

I'm Herry the big ole silly reindeer with goose pimples ehehe

 

[rant*N*rave]

I'm vixen, duh.

 

[crevan]

I would say Blitzen :D but then I want to say Rudollph and lead the whole fucking pack with that kick ass red nose

 

[Cid Vicious]

Comet, time to blast off!

 

[Sega420]

stoney

 

[augustaB]

Donner it should have been, not Pharta.

 

[We are all ONE]

I'm rudolph when I FAP too much

 

[Silver555]

I'm Dancer all the way.

 

[The_Rogue]

damn, I need to meet up with Comet, cuz right now this reindeer's got no pep in her step.

 

[silvercrimson]

id definatley have to say dasher.

 

[coelophysis]

Boomp.