Where's the wildest place you've "Pat The Panda"? ?

[FilthyGh3ttoK1d]

For me it was in highschool while the class watched Romeo and Juliet.

 

[Lucy20]

Driving the autobahn and the mood hit and i had a long drive so i got one off driving 100mph

 

[FilthyGh3ttoK1d]

Lol daaaayuuum haha
@Lucy20 no offense but from a passenger type view that'd be pretty mf sexy lol
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[Lucy20]

Lol daaaayuuum haha
@Lucy20 no offense but from a passenger type view that'd be pretty mf sexy lol
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Hard to offend me so no worries. No passenger but i think i gave people driving in higher vehicles something to think about lol

 

[FilthyGh3ttoK1d]

Lol I bet you did
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[andyturbo]

Sorry to invade ladies.. but as a male ill contribute why not..

Probably during High School i went to a Catholic school and once was bored shitless during mass (church) and found myself gazing off and my eyes enjoyed looking accross at the legs of a girl I had previously slept with (my first)

I ended up going to the toilet in the chuch and having a quick tug lol. I am now 30 and much more mature I promise lol

 

[Jabberwocky]

In the airplane lavatory somewhere between San Antonio and Georgia when I was about 28. I guess that it was the solo version of joining the mile-high club! (I'm a guy by the way, which you probably guessed by my avatar.)

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

I was really horny (actually recently) and jerked off on a wall in a public alley. I was pretty well hidden though.

Also while a hot lady was making a presentation in a psych ward i did it in my pants.

 

[Fiori di Bella]

I didn’t know what your terminology meant so I assumed you meant actual sex. Girls don’t have the need to get off urgently like guys do anyway, at least not anyone I know.

So I’m going to contribute. A baseball dugout in the middle of the day on a Sunday. Team had an away game that day. The grounds keepers were far out in right field and we were rather hasty.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Not 'patting the panda' but 'bashing the bishop' in a German lesson at school aged 13 watching the hot teacher who's suspenders were clearly outlined between her ample buttocks and her tight thigh length skirt.


Ooof!!!

 

[Jabberwocky]

I assumed that it meant the same thing as spanking the monkey, husking the corn, polishing the cannon, badgering the witness, etc.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I assumed that it meant the same thing as spanking the monkey, husking the corn, polishing the cannon, badgering the witness, etc.

It does, but the female equivalent...