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Where do u hide your stash?

dexium's ultimate stash hiding device. version 1.02
By following this simple plan, you yourself can obtain a flat stomach in... uh, I mean.. can create an easy to access and foolproof hiding spot for all your illicit substances - that even the sniffer dogs won't discover!*
You will need:
A Family pet (preferably cute puppy).
A Non-degradable plastic container.
A Hacksaw blade.
Optional ingredients:
A Vial of ketamine OR
A large, blunt object.
Method:
Step 1. Place desired drugs to be hidden on top of grandmother's head (use blu-tack if need).
Step 2. Learn three variations of the Irish jig. Choose one and apply gently.
Step 3. Insert item marked #341 (in your instruction manual), into the lower hippocampus region of your television. Be sure not to scratch the adjacent L brace.
Step 5. Evacuate the premises and return when the smell becomes bearable.
Step 6. Enjoy!
* Not necessarily true. See reverse for more details.
 
damn it amazes me sometimes at the lengths some parents will go to in the quest to find out shit
my mom never went through my shit, i could always just hide anything in my bedroom, but then she wasnt a cop either....
 
your gonna find this wierd.. my mom doesn't really care about my drug habits. so im really just hiding my stash from my dad. what i was thinking would be a good idea would be to empty out those plastic weights that have sand in them.. imagine how much you could put in there.. mm lots of potential
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.free your mind.
 
i always hid my stuff inside my stereo...its got one of those 50 cd changers. i would just stick my stuff in the space on the side and voila. it evens still plays music.
 
in regards to fooling dogs:
an acquantaince of mine was raided quite a while back for poss. of lbs of pot and shrooms. however, the dogs MISSED >.5lb of both substances which was hidden high up in a closet ... I'm not sure why this was (maybe they just weren't quite as thorough once they found the "master stash") ... but it's the only time i've ever heard of dogs missing ANYTHING. i saw a dog demonstration @ the police station once and the dog sniffed out a tube that had ONCE CONTAINED pot. no pot, no residue on it, nothing--just leftover schwag scent. truly amazing. the dog was really friendly, too. i wouldn't want to meet him on other terms, though.
 
hmmm dogs arent infalliable.
recently, a friend was driving himeslf and i back from mexico and was considered a suspicious individual or whatever at the border patrol checkpoint thats like 20 miles from the border. they ripped the car apart literally, but the dog didnt find the little bit of weed we had. pretty funny if you ask me...
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You shouldn't feel the way you feel about us players, we true
Dress code, stay throwed in everytheng dat we do
RIP Fat Pat
 
about the peanut butter thing.
smell is particles of the thing that it smells like. if you contain these particles, there is nothing to smell..
so, if you put your drugs in a bag and then into the peanut butter jar without exposing the outside of the jar to ANY of these particles, then yes, you could hide the smell from any drug dog.
the problem is that no one seems to realize just how little material is required for a dog to smell. it could be the tiniest pinprick of invisible THC oil that was on the edge of your finger that stuck to the side of the jar, that'd cause the dog to go to the jar and then you're screwed.
the bottom line is, an airtight container, un suspicious, and carefully prepared, is perfectly safe and good.
the question is, is it really worth it to go to all that trouble?
 
that guy is right- its impossible to stop a drug dog from smelling that shit out. there are dogs that are able to smell cancer cells in a human. i think cancer cells give less of a scent then some fucking melted peanut butter.
 
another thing..
here's a quick and easy stash container i made.
take a fat-barreled highlighter pen and pull the butt end off. take the cap off too.
take the cloth thingie out of the middle (the ink resivoir)
stand it in the drain of a sink so the water can flow in the butt end to the tip, leave it there for an hour. this rinses any ink left in the tube out so it doesn't mess up your stash.. the only problem is that the tip will be white, if you want to get fancy you could maybe paint it later .. it'd have to be something that'd dry up easily, unlike hilighter ink which is very oily.
just maybe put a notch in the butt end so you can get your thumbnail in their for easier access, you might not wanna do this if you want it to stand up to more scrutiny, but this is just a weenie stash can anyway.
you're done, now stuff a big fat joint in there and smuggle it somewhere!
 
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