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When war breaks out, im heading bush..who's coming?

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moocho

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So i been watching the tele a bit lately, and reading a bit of the 'ol daily rag, and something has come to my attention.
Everything is on fire.
And we ain't talking freak lightning here!
Bad shit going down everywhere, and i for one aint going to wait to be enlisted for SOMEONE elses war (big fat bush). War is stupid. It's pretty obvious that it is, regular people on both sides of the fence dying for no good reason.
That is why im heading to the bush when the time is right (dead serious).
Back to me roots!
Im filling the ol Corona with everything i can think of. No stereo though, so its back to tribal drums and droning didgereedoo's...outback techno, i like thing sound of that! Lots of water and tenting equipment, a shitload of matches, lighters, weed seeds, bikkies, rope, that kind of basic shit you need to survive.
I reckon it would be hard work, but a mad experience at the same time. Without sparking a huge debate about war and all that, i just want to know who wants to come along?? The more the merrier!! :)
Key word here: FUN
moochyalater!
 
If it came to that then I'd probably go too, here for a good time not a long time. ;)
 
If it's war they want, it's war they'll get! *salutes to the Australian flag*
If it came down to conscription, I would fight. What would be left for you bush-goers after the world is in ruins (if a mass-war broke out).
I would rather go down blazing, or help my country survive then sit under a tree smoking on my pipe.
 
Well I'm NOT willing to fight a war that isn't ours (Iraq)!
Can we please leave the war politics out of this, if at all humanly possible, don't try to make me or anyone else feel guilty cause we're not all fired up to fight a war that we may not believe in.
Now lets get back on topic! :)
 
Heh mooch can we at least go to somewhere in the bush that has clean toilets and showers? Or are we going to take someone with the smarts to build em for us?
Either way, count me in (with all the shit going on in the world atm I am SO glad I didn't follow through with joining the RAAF)
 
I'll be in for a bit o' bush bashing :D but that said, i would probably do somehting to make myself really sick if ever i were to be conscripted - as it is i have flat feet and short achillies tendons - would that be enough?
:)
 
Sounds kick arse!!!
If we stay long enought, can we build a castle int he tree tops the the Phantom did where Kit, Heloise and Diana kicked it at times???
That's be pretty sweet!
Back to basics, and I'm there!
 
Mooch, i luv ya man! you fucking crack me up! :)
yeah im down with heading out to the bush, mind you ill be taking FUCKLOADS of fly spray! ehehehe
:)
nuthing like a few cones to help mellow out in the face of crises! and im definatley cool with that!
just tell me where and when and i'll be there :)
fuck war... PLUR man! ;)
 
Moocho: I've got the camping gear packed allready... all we need to do now is find a good spot in close proximity to a mushroom field and we should be right....
/me Holds my white feather up with pride
 
fuck it lets just go!!!
ahhmm just wait till i finish exams :)
I might have to bring my own beer farm as I'll run out of ingredients quick for simple home brew!!
oh someone remeber to bring a bong I ain't smoken out of a can for the rest of my life either.
 
Moocho, in the bush?!?!?
Where would you go? Nimbin?
I think I would stay. I lived out in the country for ten long years. I ain't going back.
I'll sling you a copy of the Pet Shop Boys Mooch, and you can play "Go West" on your mission.
 
thousands of people hiding in the country - yeah, no one should spot you :p
Invade my quiet Eildon and I'll be the first to dob you in ;)
 
Well, I've got a house down south that looks over a few thousand hectares of bushland, so if the shit hits the fan, I know where to duck.
You wouldn't get me anywhere near a war. Something tells me I wouldn't be able to kill anyone.
 
Oh I could kill someone, but shooting them outright just isn’t my style, way too messy. I’d use my knowledge of herbs to poison them, but that’s not very effective in a war battle type scenario.
I love the idea of being able to go bush but I’d probably die of heart attack the first time I saw a snake or spider, not to mention the whole getting dirty thing... My idea of roughing it is staying in a 4 star hotel.
I'd prolly end up joining the armed forces, sleeping my way to the top then having a conniption when I break a nail pressing the button that blows up some random country.
Hey at least I’m honest ;)
Tho I do have to say i dislike the idea of going in any war but if push came to shove and they had to conscript people and I was called up to serve I'd probably go rather than run off and hide.
Although I won't willingly sign up without being conscripted. War breaks out, i'm off to wherever is not going to be a target if i get called up then i guess i have to come back.
onetwothreefour: I remember reading that series when I was still in high school heh in fact I remember when the fist book came out and they had a chapter of it on Dolly magazine (hey i was only like 14). Bluelighters would never be able to get themselves motivated to act like the characters in that book... They’d just sit there watching the explosions and going “oooooooh pretty lights” (sorry inside joke).
Heh I can see it now josh_nexus comes crashing through the bush to tell everyone that the cities have been taken. Mooch looks up and goes “dude we’ve got weed” and everyone sits down to smoke it up, forgetting all about the poor people stuck in the cities.
 
psychokitten: lol, i wasn't talking about all the pro-active stuff in the "tomorrow" books, just the part where they go bush. there's no way i could be motivated to make little stick houses/cook food either. i'd just starve :)
!brad
 
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