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When war breaks out, im heading bush..who's coming?

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To the bush ay? I think i have an alternative...
Anyone seen Reckless Kelly? Well i'm thinking we pinch their idea and just explode a portion of the country from its foundations, let it float away and claim it our own. Hey they'll be too busy with the other war not to grant us independence, but ya know, i guess supplies and stuff could be a problem. Maybe we could just turn the floating block of land into like some big boat, and float round the world, going from port to port, shagging all the port hoes and getting up to numerous entertaining shenanigans.
Shenanigans,
Shenanigans,
Hey I just like sayin shenanigans. It's ever funnier when you use the prefix Backdoor, though to me it carries homosexual undertones.
But if Bush pushes the button and we all decide to go bush, there has to be some essentials we'll need to survive. And no, i'm not talking about the logical food, water, camping supplies or what not: Thats no fun to talk about.
You may bring one object that you own, one weapon to protect ure self from the crazed iraqis who are going to use their weapons of mass destruction against all humanity because they're so so evil.
So evil in fact they rotate on an axis.
Thats some evil you know, most evil is all over the shop and very random, we always know where to find this evil. It'll be on its little axis until Bush blows them the fuck off it, into the
CAPITALIST AXIS
ALL HEIL!
Adikkal
 
I think the best place to head is Tasmania
All we need to do is to get the Australian Government to Dis-own tasmania and for it to become its own country.
That way no 1 is going to Bomb it..... like they would anyways!
Then we all as a team should take whatever we need and set up some community in the bushland in tasmania.
Just think about it, build your own little houses, grow what you need, live off the earth, become hippy's, grow your arm pit hair, wear clothes made from hemp, and turn vegan.... yer
Apart from the last paragraph id seriously do it
-funk-
 
i'm up for it! it actually sounds like a pretty cool idea to me, although, i do think i'd prefer to keep on living here with my music and video games and other little consumerist junk :)
!brad
 
I'm inclined to be a little more extreme than Cynakill, while everyone knows I'm a raging leftie bastard, I think its highly likely that I'd join the armed services voluntarily. I don't have any particular love for this country, and I'm definately not an Iraqui hater or anything like that. I don't believe in the 'War on Terror' at all, I think its bullshit, but I'd join the ADF to see what war is like.
I think the key is guys, that we are already at war, the main thing is that our government(s) are trying to work out where the fuck the battleground is, and who the fuck the enemy is.
So yeah, that's my 2.02 cents, GST included.
-plaz out-
 
Actually I don't feel guilty about my decision at all, you may want to fight and that's all well and good, but I personally don't want to fight, and quite frankly I'm not going to let some little prat try to make me feel guilty for my decison, sorry. ;)
The only time I'd fight in a war was if I knew for 100% sure that it would save one of my family members, in this case I think we may be interferring a bit too much.
Hello Vietnam!
 
If it was the Australian defense force or the bush, i would roll the ADF idea around for a while. Of course, if i was made to be a grunt I'd desert immediately. something like artillery would be entertaining, though :D
Eventually though, the bush would call, and I would follow. As long as i get to take a few hundred cans on condensed milk I'd enjoy it
 
I've always wanted to go bush. Find a place in the hills with my small abode, collection of Bonsai plants, smoking my pipe, and creating an aura of harmony so that if War came to my door it will find a hot cup of tea and a bed for the night. It can then continue on the next day past my Home.
If war is an excuse to accelerate my decision, I'll be living of the land quick as fuck.
[ 30 October 2002: Message edited by: smigglepop ]
 
Ok yeah sure I'll just go over there........
I just want to know who's going bush now!
 
Should be a pretty wicked party.
And we should be cool if we break down...anyone seen 'bush mechanics' - those guys rock. :)
Hang on we cant go yet, i can't find my crack pipe...
 
I was watching ABC yesterday, can't remember the show, but it was how Al Queda (sp?) and JI think that the top part of Australia (some of NT and WA) should become part of Indonesia.
This was a bit of a worry for me, if it came to that and they were trying to invade that part, damn, I would suit up and go commando style, keeping them at bay.
But I would need some of you guys back at base camp monitoring the plantation and speed labs for when I get low on batteries, can you grow weed on Ayres rock?
 
I'm all for it, no way am i gonna die for johnny 'needledick' howard! If war broke out then i'd stock pile all the drugs i could, grab a sniper rifle and some army boots and head bush. I'd actively fight against fighting in a war. And after i'd dealt with gunnery sargeant hartman i'd eat his adrenal and pineal glands (it'll be a war and my drugs prolly wont last that long ;) )
 
heard a rumor that the sas are cleared to use 'performance enhancing drugs' (read: amphetamines).
is that rumor on target? or was the person who told me talking shit?
 
I watched that ABC thing as well, kind of sobering wasn't it.
I'd have to say I'd fight like hell if anyone wanted to take over our country... either that or hop the next boat/plane to england ;)
Mainly because I wouldn't want to live in any country where my rights were infringed upon and i was forced to conform to the beliefs of the government in power. At least now I have the illusion of freedom.
 
Now that this has degenerated into a will I, or won’t I fight thread, I’m pulling out of the bush existence, for some maiming and repressed memories.
As it is, we are lucky enough to lead relatively free lives, where we can say, think and do, pretty much anything (I know some of you will argue with that), and if someone was trying to stop my friends and family from enjoying this lifestyle, or try to force another onto us, hand my a rifle and point me in the right direction.
Those of you who don't wanna fight, that's cool, it's your choice.
I'd rather die on my feet, than live on my knees.
 
this war on terror is little more than a PR war.. the only winner out of the middle east conflict were pr people because they could spin so much out of it, sort of like y2k (how many programmers were making millions out of it, except of course, there are people dying in the middle east)
call me a conspiracy theorist, but it seems that way to me. it just pisses me off to see people spin shit and make up catch phrases like the axis of evil and JI and shit like stop the carnage..
 
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