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whats your record?

struttergear: LMFAO !!!

AWWW, the OP wants the thread closed because we all waved the 'BULLSHIT' flag on him. Poor baby! NO way man, you asked for it. We can dick-size too, yanno.

"if a girl thinks she came 31 times, she probably didn't cum at all." - EXACTLY. I still remember when I was younger, and I was reading an article, probably in cosmo or some shit, and a statement similar struck me: 'if you're not sure if you've had an orgasm, you haven't had one. just play with yourself and keep going and going and going...and after it happens, YOU'LL KNOW." Boy, was that a date to be marked in history....

When I have an orgasm, they are most of the time incredibly intense. Generally it takes me about 5 minutes to be able to stop shaking and to be able to SEE again. I don't even consider standing up anymore for about ten minutes, because the last time I stood up after I came, I passed out. I can not even fathom doing that 31 times or whatever bologna number the OP gave.

Seriously, that chick probably wouldn't know what an orgasm was if you had a jackhammer and the tazmanian devil working on her clitoris. The only thing she probably enjoys about sex is that somebody's looking at her naked since she thinks she's such hot shit.
 
Ok, seriously? When you kept asking her over and over again every "5" times, She probably got sick of you and kept saying Yes so you could stfu. And you said the whole time she was on top? For 90 minutes and 31 orgasms.. She was just on top? No.. I call BULLSHIT as well. Get over yourself. IT WASN'T REAL. And I've had manyy orgasms but never 31 in 1 time. I wouldnt even want to have 31 in 1 time. Just like "LittlePenguin" said, it takes a few minutes to stop shaking because its so intense. Just for one. If she wasnt feeling like that, then you were definently doing something wrong. Lol.
 
squarerootof23 said:
1) Ninety, then I say, wouldn't there have been a lot of soreness and rawness - like, A LOT? As in, too much to have made it to thirty-one?
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This isn't true for me. My bf and I boned for hours last night (he claims it was around 4) and I never felt raw or chafed. If one is with the right partner (pheromones) lubrication is abundant.
 
and I thought I was a narcissist. This thread takes the cake. FFS, I thought it would be about the longest period of time people have been in relationships.
 
shulginsmyhero said:
like i said earlier

direct experience,my experience,my opinions,my feelings. my sexuality

is the only real thing in my universe
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Yep, we get that. Thus the disbelief.

@StrutterGear lmfao you go son!

@thujone well said. Do you think this could be "The Situation?" What a narcissistic douchebag that one is!
 
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littlepenguin said:
"if a girl thinks she came 31 times, she probably didn't cum at all." - EXACTLY. I still remember when I was younger, and I was reading an article, probably in cosmo or some shit, and a statement similar struck me: 'if you're not sure if you've had an orgasm, you haven't had one. just play with yourself and keep going and going and going...and after it happens, YOU'LL KNOW." Boy, was that a date to be marked in history....
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About that
 
^^ did you ever watch the scene from the movie Kinsey (great flick about one of the first psychologists to seriously study human sexuality...)

anyway, kinsey had put out an open request in the newspaper or whatever requesting that anyone that was sexually odd or bizarre etc in any way should come in and meet with him.

dude walks in his office and says (quotes aren't exact btw :)) "i can start out fully flaccid and masturbate to ejaculation in 5 seconds"

kinsey didn't believe it whatsofuckinever thought he had seen it all

dude whips down his pants and does it right then and there =p
 
Well I call BS on 31 in 1 1/2 hours but nothing new there, I gave my GF 1 orgasm through sex but she had never orgasmed from sex before, she said she almost gave up thinking it would never happen, now it has happened it comes easy (no pun intended :P) I know it was a real orgasm coz i felt it, that and she couldn't walk for a good 20 mins which we both found funny (she was worried at first as it was all new to her, I reassured her though) the thing which made it good was the fact I had made her happy and I felt amazing purely because she could let herself go so much with me which shows how comfortable she is with me :)

TBH you could be a god in bed but a girl will never love you if you are a dick.
 
sorry peoples for the tardi reply
i was in paris for work,yes i know,i have the life
back in italy now,
can pretty much pull any chick i want,yes im that good
btw the french woman are super hot,lol
keep it coming.....im lovin it
31 times yes indeed.............
 
squarerootof23 said:
I'm sorry to get real graphic about this, but I just can't get over the absurdity of what we're being asked to believe.

The claim is thirty-one orgasms in over ninety minutes. How many of those ninety minutes involved actual genital contact? I ask this because, if the answer is:

1) Ninety, then I say, wouldn't there have been a lot of soreness and rawness - like, A LOT? As in, too much to have made it to thirty-one?

2) Much less than ninety in order to minimize rawness and soreness, then I say, it is even more incredible, because that would effectively mean that there were thirty-one orgasms over a period of time of far less than ninety minutes of actual genital contact.

And, here's what I guess really seems offensive to me:

I think that a real man would never treat a woman like this - Treating her as a means to getting into the record book, using intimate relations with her as if they're some kind of acrobatic game. And to top it all off, to kiss and tell on the internet like some adolescent on the playground. What kind of "man" would do something degrading like this?

I think the woman can do better than him.

And, if the response is, But, she too wanted to go for a record, and have it broadcast on the internet! Well, then I guess in some pitiful sense those two are suited for each other, hurrying to bring about each other's unhappiness.

(Yes, I'm old-fashioned, and No, I DEFINITELY am NOT perfect.)
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ok have you had sex on mdma?
 
shulginsmyhero said:
sorry peoples for the tardi reply
i was in paris for work,yes i know,i have the life
back in italy now,
can pretty much pull any chick i want,yes im that good
btw the french woman are super hot,lol
keep it coming.....im lovin it
31 times yes indeed.............
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