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whats your record?

shulginsmyhero

shulginsmyhero

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ok,so i was with this girl and we did mdma together
about the 3rd time we did it she came 15 times
next time we rolled she came 31 times in an hour and a half

whats the most number of times you have made a girl cum?
 
Once he made me cum like 7 times. but it was like 3 times during this one session. and 4 in another two hour session..
 
shulginsmyhero said:
lol

no it was 31 times in one session
thinking about a porn career.....
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please excuse me....


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA
*breathe*


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YOU sir, are hilarious! Really though, I hope that porn career works well for you. I'll be scanning the smut store for "MAN MAKE WOMAN CUM FIF-TEEEEEEEN TIMEEEESSSS"

in all seriousness...I appreciate the fact that you wanted to boost your little man ego and come on here and tell all us ladies that you apparently can play a vagina like Ray Charles plays a baby grand piano, but really, I think I speak for most of us when I say:
1) that simply ain't true - I'm not saying she didn't enjoy the hell out of herself, heck - most of the time I have sex, it feels like one entire orgasm the whole time, and it is kind of a feat to make me cum sometimes...I would be incredibly impressed if I came twice in one 'session...' so just because shes writhing about and screaming and hollering and carrying on and whatnot, doesn't mean she's actually having an orgasm...
2) I bet you think all the BL ladies are sitting behind their little pink laptops reading your thread saying to themselves, "oooooooooohh goshhhh I wish I could meet shulginsmyhero because he could surely make me cum 15 times!" *fapfapfapfap* oooooooohh you're my heeeerrroooo!!!

and if I'm mistaken, well, F-me then.
Good luck in your orgasmic feats.
 
did you keep a fucking tally or something?

looking forward to the feature length release of "Women Rubbed Raw! 3"
 
i against i said:
did you keep a fucking tally or something?

looking forward to the feature length release of "Women Rubbed Raw! 3"
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lmao - just got an excellent visual of some sweaty dude pouring the coals to some chick with a little chalkboard and chalk in his hand...mumbling numbers....lol like when you're doing sit ups and you're only on rep #8 and somebody walks in the room and you start counting "101, 102, 103..." hahahahh
 
littlepenguin said:
please excuse me....


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA
*breathe*


bbbbbbbbbbbbAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

YOU sir, are hilarious! Really though, I hope that porn career works well for you. I'll be scanning the smut store for "MAN MAKE WOMAN CUM FIF-TEEEEEEEN TIMEEEESSSS"

in all seriousness...I appreciate the fact that you wanted to boost your little man ego and come on here and tell all us ladies that you apparently can play a vagina like Ray Charles plays a baby grand piano, but really, I think I speak for most of us when I say:
1) that simply ain't true - I'm not saying she didn't enjoy the hell out of herself, heck - most of the time I have sex, it feels like one entire orgasm the whole time, and it is kind of a feat to make me cum sometimes...I would be incredibly impressed if I came twice in one 'session...' so just because shes writhing about and screaming and hollering and carrying on and whatnot, doesn't mean she's actually having an orgasm...
2) I bet you think all the BL ladies are sitting behind their little pink laptops reading your thread saying to themselves, "oooooooooohh goshhhh I wish I could meet shulginsmyhero because he could surely make me cum 15 times!" *fapfapfapfap* oooooooohh you're my heeeerrroooo!!!

and if I'm mistaken, well, F-me then.
Good luck in your orgasmic feats.
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calma calma
how you ever had sex on mdma?
i by no means wanted to upset anyone
and i apologize if i came across as a egotistical jerkoff

but i can assure you i am not lying about this,i just wanted to see if there was anyone else out there that had a similar experience
thats all

direct experience,my experience,my opinion,my feelings,my sexuality
is the only real thing in my universe

ciao ciao tutti
i thank you for the response though
 
shulginsmyhero said:
calma calma
how you ever had sex on mdma?
i by no means wanted to upset anyone
and i apologize if i came across as a egotistical jerkoff

but i can assure you i am not lying about this,i just wanted to see if there was anyone else out there that had a similar experience
thats all

direct experience,my experience,my opinion,my feelings,my sexuality
is the only real thing in my universe

ciao ciao tutti
i thank you for the response though
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Yes, I have had lots of sex on MDMA. Personally, it's a little too intense for me. I'd rather be hugging and petting and kissing as opposed to humpity hump, yanno?
You didn't upset anyone. I was just being an asshole. Please do excuse my sarcasm. Go on with your orgasmic skills.
 
littlepenguin said:
omg I just lost it lololololololololol
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lol

ok
so after the night she came 14 x i wanted to try and beat that record
so thats why i was keeping tally
the next time we rolled

i was as equally amazed as her,it had never happened to either of us
does this explanation help?
or im still a dick?
 
shulginsmyhero said:
lol

ok
so after the night she came 14 x i wanted to try and beat that record
so thats why i was keeping tally
the next time we rolled

i was as equally amazed as her,it had never happened to either of us
does this explanation help?
or im still a dick?
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I never said you were a dick. All I did was wave the bullshit flag. Keep going though, it's quite entertaining :)
 
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