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Bluelighter
It's not the worst thing we've done to get drugs, but it's probably the most clever thing we've done to get drugs, and I'm actually quite proud of this one:
For nearly four, maybe five years the girlfriend has worked for a chain of grocery food stores. She knows that in each store, they've got a lost and found drawer where people stick things but never really go into, as rarely does anyone ever come back for their things. In this drawer, you'll find all the things people tend to drop or misplace: cell phones, umbrellas for some reason, and, of course, jewelry... sometimes good, expensive jewelry.
So, the girlfriend went to a couple of stores, and at each one she approached the service desk and asked if they had found her gold necklace. Each time, they opened the drawer and gave her the bag of jewelry to look through. (No, I'm not making this up.) In one store they actually began to serve other customers as she looked through the jewelry. Yeah, well, needless to say she pocketed the real stuff and thanked them for finding her necklace.
We made out with two gold chains, and a silver necklace. We quickly took that shit down to the place that pays the highest (that we know of and in our experience at least), and made out with, well, not a lot of money, but enough to get high that's for sure. lol
I might be giving myself too much credit, but I think that it's pretty damn clever, and obviously not many more addicts had thought of the scam if they still had all of that real jewelry lying around. It was a good day, man. I guess it sucks because we can never pull that scam again, or, at least not for a while until more people have lost their jewelry, but... whatever!
For nearly four, maybe five years the girlfriend has worked for a chain of grocery food stores. She knows that in each store, they've got a lost and found drawer where people stick things but never really go into, as rarely does anyone ever come back for their things. In this drawer, you'll find all the things people tend to drop or misplace: cell phones, umbrellas for some reason, and, of course, jewelry... sometimes good, expensive jewelry.
So, the girlfriend went to a couple of stores, and at each one she approached the service desk and asked if they had found her gold necklace. Each time, they opened the drawer and gave her the bag of jewelry to look through. (No, I'm not making this up.) In one store they actually began to serve other customers as she looked through the jewelry. Yeah, well, needless to say she pocketed the real stuff and thanked them for finding her necklace.
We made out with two gold chains, and a silver necklace. We quickly took that shit down to the place that pays the highest (that we know of and in our experience at least), and made out with, well, not a lot of money, but enough to get high that's for sure. lol
I might be giving myself too much credit, but I think that it's pretty damn clever, and obviously not many more addicts had thought of the scam if they still had all of that real jewelry lying around. It was a good day, man. I guess it sucks because we can never pull that scam again, or, at least not for a while until more people have lost their jewelry, but... whatever!