You take your clothes off ? Do you not own a pair of 'fuck me' jeans ?
i'm reasonably sure those went out with assless chaps. i have a rule - dating like baseball, first date, first base. i spent a week or two chatting up (online) this sexy otter boy (slim and furry), but he flat would not agree to the rules. if i wanted to go out with him, i had to fuck him first. i wrote this brilliant bit of erotica on 'how to give good dick' and sent it to him, to tease, still, nada. didn't happen. PM if you want to read the giving good dick bit.