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What's the last MOVIE you watched? v 3.0

Here's the last few movies I've watched, I'll go back and update with posters, etc when I get a chance. The NSFW is hiding spoilers inside my review, so be warned.

Transiberian: A movie about a couple travelling across Russia, who encounts another strange couple, and the wrong side of Russian police
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This whole movie was horrilbe. I hated it. I like trains so I guess that was the only good part, other than that it was a pretty bad fucking movie. Wasn't worth watching imo, not really a good plot, no real surprising twists, lame ending, and unneeded torture scene which was just pointless as well - waste of time


SNUB: A movie involving bringing important members of the millitary to safe houses in the event of a nuclear attack.
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See here


Beyond the Door of Darkness: A movie involving a series of gresome murders, forcing other people to commit murder. Follows two detectives around.
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This movie confused me a bit, and I have to go back and watch it, but I believe cop A is the bad guy, the movie makes you think it was cop B. Cop B ends up having cancer, then it's revealed that cop A was really the killer, and cop B knew this - before he killed himself and cop A framed it up. Cop A then gets himself killed in the same way he killed other people, forcing cop B's daughter to murder him. I thought it was an alright movie, confusing and I need to watch again but I enjoyed it


Splice:
A movie about a couple envolved in scientific research regarding DNA, and splicing different DNA's together.
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The movie consists of a couple working for a derranged scientific company, and they are experimenting with splicing different DNA together. At first the ethical issues of cloning/creating a new species are brought up, but the girlfriend insists on keeping the creature. The creature grows up and starts to learn to be more like a human, but reverts to it's destructive ways. The girlfriend mixed her own DNA with it, and it ended up fucking her boyfriend. It then ending up killing a bunch of people, and impregnating the girlfriend (after the creature - female - switched sexes and turned into a male) so this would technically be incest. There were some alright psychological/ethical issues brought up, but overall I thought the movie was pretty stupid

Human Centipede:
See here:

Now watching: From Paris With Love
 
^^^^^^^ I just put Splice in the queue before I read this thread. It got decent enough review through RottenTomatoes so I'm looking forward to checking it out.

Last 4 movies I've watched in the past week:
Human Centipede - Thoroughly enjoyable in a very sick and disturbing way. Original and made me cringe, two things that most movies don't pull off.

Kick-Ass - I enjoyed it more than I didn't, but it felt like they couldn't entirely commit to what kind of movie it should be.

The Machinist - Another good movie I needed to re-watch because I didn't remember watching it back when I was wasted all the time. Glad I did...
 
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I got it from the box. It was ok, I guess. You can only expect so much from a movie when Steve Guttenberg is one of the main stars and the movie isn't called Police Academy. It kept my interest and the kills were decent. It's worth adding to the stack if you're ever having a Steve Guttenberg movie marathon.
 
^^^ I'm watching it right now.

Cornered:
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So far a pretty shitty movie, didn't see that much that was original or real exciting. The ending was alright, but it's just a twist on Saw really

The girl in it is pretty hott though, atleast I think
 
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Tomme Tønner i think a norwegian film student watched too much mtv and guy ritchie then made this movie. also suspect some of it was lost in translation. not good at all, only reason i watched it was it had two actors from the danish pusher trilogy.
 
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DO NOT. I REPEAT. Do NOT Do NOT! Rent or buy this movie. Its not even really worth stealing ... lol... 1.5/5 if im being generous.
 
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my face.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
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u already know. got baked on the couch and watched clueless on tv while enjoying root beer and cool ranch doritos. life can be pretty damn good sometimes.
 
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Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

=D

On a related note, I watched Bongwater last night.

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What a load of crap. But Alicia Witt + Brittany Murphy = :)
 
Last weekend I went out to catch the A-Team on the big screen.

Then I wandered over to a friend's house for a nice summer time dinner poolside, before we retired to a big screen Blu-Ray screening of Avatar.


I don't watch many movies now a days. So it was a nice break from my usual routine.

I enjoyed both movies immensely.

:)
 
tribal girl said:
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Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

=D
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Mel: everywhere in L.A. takes 20 minutes

lol, so many lines worth quoting from clueless. :)

last night watched:
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it was alright. good comedy mixed with drama. too long like 2hr 30min shesh had to fight to stay awake till the end, not that it was boring but damn. and its kinda weird seeing like the exact same cast in judd apatow's movies but he lookin out for his fam, i can respect that.

omg yes!
Laura (Leslie Mann) impersonate Clarke's (Eric Bana) Aussie Accent lol
 
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I'm on holidays so I've been seriously chilling at home, and have watched a fair few movies in that time:

Sex Drive - Caught it on TV and thought why the fuck not. It was completely shit, a total waste of my precious time. Don't watch it :|

The Bucket List - I'd seen snippets of it before but it was great to watch the whole thing in its entirety. Very touching and I loved Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman together <3

Zach & Miri Make A Porno - Again, I just caught it on TV and watched it. It was good.....but not great. Got a few good laughs out of it. Bonus points for nudity :)

Shrooms - I'd been wanting to see this movie for a while, and it was pretty good. It was creepy, I LOVED the cinematography, but it didn't leave me scared after the movie, know what I mean? IMO that's the sign of a great scary movie, when I'm still scared afterwards. I even watched this by myself at night, so that was the prime opportunity to be scared :D

Death at a Funeral - I was recommended this by a friend, and it was good. A lil' too cringe-worthy for my liking but I appreciate that its the style of the humour. I enjoyed it though :)

Nurse Betty - I liked this, Betty was such a sweet character and the story was compelling to me the whole way through.

I feel like there was one more but I can't remember...


Oh and also, Clueless is one of my favourite movies EVER. I've seen it way too many times and can pretty much quote the whole thing :D Absolute classic! <3
 
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I'm on holidays so I've been seriously chilling at home, and have watched a fair few movies in that time:

Sex Drive - Caught it on TV and thought why the fuck not. It was completely shit, a total waste of my precious time. Don't watch it :|


Zach & Miri Make A Porno - Again, I just caught it on TV and watched it. It was good.....but not great. Got a few good laughs out of it. Bonus points for nudity :)


Oh and also, Clueless is one of my favourite movies EVER. I've seen it way too many times and can pretty much quote the whole thing :D Absolute classic! <3
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Saw Sex Drive on Tv too a couple weeks ago...it sucked :D Made me a laugh a few in the beginning tho...also saw Zach and Miri make a Porno on TV last week and it didnt really catch my attention , I kept changing the channel!
Oh, and nude parts were cut . Boo!!

Clueless ....my fave too dear <3 Have the dvd.

I saw this last night on HBO...it said it was featuring a Nickelodeon movie and I said why the hell not! Ended up enjoying myself heaps , so funny =D <3
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was oookay, entertaining. sam jackson was dope... wish it went all the way and the ending was ehh. but makes u think if u would do the "unthinkable" to certain people to save lives.
 
F^ing Avatar for the 20 or something time. It is much better on blu-ray.

No wait Greenzone.
 
The Torturer (by Graham Greene, 2008 ) - Meh...decent story, not wholly pitiful attempt at a twist at the end, done with relatively low budget (few sparce sets, 4 actors in total....though one is a relatively big name star). I'd recommend people find something else to watch.

Bane (2008 ) - Looks like it was made on a slightly better budget than the above movie, but it was misspent. Filmed in the UK, it feels like a really bad wannabe psych thriller-horror with 4 women who wake up in an experiment....it just isn't that enjoyable. There is a decent ending to try and tie it all together, but there's a 'surgeon' going through killing people that's pretty weak for a character, an alien that is just a plot device, and some almost attractive lead characters that never show any skin to redeem the waste of celluloid. Again, I'd recommend you find something else to watch.
 
I saw Scarface this morning which was worse than I expected, I think its like a less interesting version of Goodfellas, maybe the mobster movie genre isn't my thing

RocknRolla last night which was pretty stereotypical but nonetheless an okay watch

Let the Right One In yesterday and I thought it was pretty enjoyable foreign film
 
Grey Garden ReMake

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how dare! you point out things that should be more said ; )

scarface is one of the most rediculous movies ive seen , if i had seen that trippin i would of thought it was a hilarious parody of a mobster movie. that film ruins pacino for me, scarface is a parody of its self,,,


i just watched the remake of Grey Garden, i have seen the original many times, i thought i would become bored and have to make myself interested the first view. the original would not let up, the remake i became bored with after an hour.
drew barrymores acting started annoying me actually, and i didn't watch the last third of the movie.

i would highly suggest watching the original first. this seemed cheap, as was the original and their lives, i could see the actors wanted to do this well and were excited, you could feel their hearts in it, but it was shallow, poorly directed; as if they just figured it would do fairly well so, good enough.

i say that, but recommend grey garden, and the redoux, for eedie (sp) of course, and her dearest mother.
 
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