I'm gonna get tested soon for probation and wanted to know who the best companies were, if you've success with them. There are so many, and so many different prices. I'm thinking about getting the drink for higher toxins, from Urine Luck or Clear Choice. Any other recommendations? I'm gonna drink tons of water and take vitamin B12 (not sure how much B12 to take guessing 500-1000 mL). I'd like to hear from people who've had success with these products multiple times. thank you.
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What's the best detox drink to clean your system?
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SovietContin
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Lipton's Iced Tea. Drink a half gallon to a gallon a day on days you do not have testing.
There is nothing in any quick flush capsules or detox drinks that makes them any more efficient than any basic tea you could buy at a grocery store. They just cost a lot more money.
Additionally, you should not rely solely on drinks like this.
Jogging or doing some strenous cardio excersise is a must. This burns fat which helps more quickly to remove THC, benzos and PCP from the body. You will sweat which will help more quickly remove amphetamines and ecstasy from your body, they are partially released through sweat. It increases your metabolism which means all drugs will be metabolized more quickly than usual. You should do this as much as possible every day before your test.
Also, you should be taking multi-vitamins everyday. Centrum is perfect. I would use twice the recommended daily dose. All of the vitamins have their own benefitial effects.
On the day of the test you want to wake up early enough to get a breakfast of a small bowl of cereal, something with a lot fiber, not just sugar crap. Take your vitamins.. this time they are for coloring. Then about two hours before you plan on urinating drink a 25 fl oz bottle of water. With this eat a light sandwich About half an hour before your test drink another half bottle of water, possibly a whole bottle. This will ensure not only that you will have to urinate, but your water level will be slightly over the accepted minimum limit. The light food you ate will have been just enough to do this and you will have had enough time to fully digest it. The vitamins will give your urine a darker color.
Drinking an entire second bottle of water may possibly be too much, but definantly half a bottle shouldn't. If for whatever reason you are called on it, simply say that you jog in the morning and being hot out you need to drink more. Just make sure to reduce your water intake from then on so you don't have it happen again.
I lived by this for nearly two years. I used almost every drug imaginable in the time I was tested, being tested at least once a week. And I used at least one drug one time between every single test I ever took. I never failed any of my hundred and some urine tests.
[ 29 May 2002: Message edited by: SovietContin ]
There is nothing in any quick flush capsules or detox drinks that makes them any more efficient than any basic tea you could buy at a grocery store. They just cost a lot more money.
Additionally, you should not rely solely on drinks like this.
Jogging or doing some strenous cardio excersise is a must. This burns fat which helps more quickly to remove THC, benzos and PCP from the body. You will sweat which will help more quickly remove amphetamines and ecstasy from your body, they are partially released through sweat. It increases your metabolism which means all drugs will be metabolized more quickly than usual. You should do this as much as possible every day before your test.
Also, you should be taking multi-vitamins everyday. Centrum is perfect. I would use twice the recommended daily dose. All of the vitamins have their own benefitial effects.
On the day of the test you want to wake up early enough to get a breakfast of a small bowl of cereal, something with a lot fiber, not just sugar crap. Take your vitamins.. this time they are for coloring. Then about two hours before you plan on urinating drink a 25 fl oz bottle of water. With this eat a light sandwich About half an hour before your test drink another half bottle of water, possibly a whole bottle. This will ensure not only that you will have to urinate, but your water level will be slightly over the accepted minimum limit. The light food you ate will have been just enough to do this and you will have had enough time to fully digest it. The vitamins will give your urine a darker color.
Drinking an entire second bottle of water may possibly be too much, but definantly half a bottle shouldn't. If for whatever reason you are called on it, simply say that you jog in the morning and being hot out you need to drink more. Just make sure to reduce your water intake from then on so you don't have it happen again.
I lived by this for nearly two years. I used almost every drug imaginable in the time I was tested, being tested at least once a week. And I used at least one drug one time between every single test I ever took. I never failed any of my hundred and some urine tests.
[ 29 May 2002: Message edited by: SovietContin ]
I know people who have had much success with sovietContin's method so I'd try that. Another thing that works for me is to drink one of those small glass sized bottle's of vinager along with all that water. That is my boy's method who smokes lots of bud & gets tested once a month. Always worked for him...
Vitamin B supplements seem to work best for adding color to urine. There are, of course, added benefits that come with taking a multi-vitamin in terms of aiding removal of desired chemicals from system.
Good ideas though from Soviet...should be a faq or archived.
Good ideas though from Soviet...should be a faq or archived.
Thanks so much, this is the best advice I've gotten so far. Now on the day of tesing you say to drink 1 and 1/2 bottle of water. I want to ALSO drink a detox cleanser, along with the exact method you said...just so I feel better. Will there be a problem with me being diluting the sample? or should I drink a bottle of the cleanser and a 1/2 bottle of water the day of testing? and I'm going to take B12 along with Centrum is that ok? can there be any problems?
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Yeah that is all some really good advice, but there are some easier less complicated ways to go about it. You could just get a bottle of niacin pills and instead of taking only two pills a day you would take about three or four a day along with alot, and I mean alot of cranberry juice and water. The pills help to burn the fat cells so you might feel like your skin is itchy with hot flashes, but it's worth it. There is also a website you could go to and order home detox kits, tells you which one would be better for you depending how much you do and what you do. Or you could be like some people and go to a GNC store and buy a bottle of "Go-Go Juice", which is probably the simplest, but most expensive. About $145 depending on the bottle and how effective it is. you can always e-mail me at [email protected] if you got any questions
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In short, we get a billion people asking about if they will pass or fail their drug test - it's simple, marijuana can stay in your system for up to 30 days, all other drugs last no longer then about 5 days.... so how long will it take for you to piss clean after taking whatever? WHO KNOWS?... there are so many things to consider, from how often you use to the type of test to your weight to.....
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