What's one of your big disturbing stories?

Jabberwocky

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For me it would have to be the time I walked over to a roulette machine to just have a cigarette, it saw me lose $900. Then I borrowed a dollar off a friend to go to a net cafe to transfer over some money so that I could go back to the club to chase my loss, low and behold this time the $1 cost me $900 again. The night ended well though, ended up going back to a mates place to drop some pills and drink it up, although I had a near death experience at the end of the morning when I was throwing up what looked to be tar.
 
Too many to list - if we're talking about losing money.

Being in the passenger seat of my relatively new car while my junkie ex was driving (unlicensed, unbeknownst to me) while he rammed it into the back of a 4WD was pretty agonising (it was a write off, only had 3rd party insurance).

And that's only the tip of the iceberg.
 
The time I was driving home, and the next thing I knew I was in the back of an ambulance with cop cars all over the place. Apparently had a seizure behind the wheel and drove the car into a ditch, barely missing a power pole and almost rolling the car onto its roof. There were two cops trying to talk to me. I was barely conscious so I don't remember the conversation - just the words "You don't have to say anything, but anything you do say may be given as evidence. You have the right to consult a lawyer without delay." Then I blacked out again and woke up in hospital as a nurse was taking a blood sample from me and then passed the vial over to another cop, who put it in an evidence bag.
 
Too many to even pick one...

Most likely though some of the deaths of friends that I was partying with.

peace.
seedless
 
One night a few friends and I decided to go to a breakfast place around 4 a.m. after a night of heavy drinking, and on the way home I was driving and didn't notice that there was a bend in the road so I drove up and over the curb and ended up in a church parking lot with four flat tires (you heard right, all four). I woke up the next morning to a call from the cops asking if my car had been stolen the night before, because I had left it where it was after the accident, and I absolutely told them it was stolen and I was thinking of reporting it that day. My father knew better, and knew I had been drinking and driving the night before. Luckily nobody got hurt, but I did have to buy 4 new tires.
 
One night a few friends and I decided to go to a breakfast place around 4 a.m. after a night of heavy drinking, and on the way home I was driving and didn't notice that there was a bend in the road so I drove up and over the curb and ended up in a church parking lot with four flat tires (you heard right, all four). I woke up the next morning to a call from the cops asking if my car had been stolen the night before, because I had left it where it was after the accident, and I absolutely told them it was stolen and I was thinking of reporting it that day. My father knew better, and knew I had been drinking and driving the night before. Luckily nobody got hurt, but I did have to buy 4 new tires.


Hahaha! That is an awesome story. OK, so you had to pay for the tyres. But really, you got off pretty damn lightly. Drink driving to go and find breakfast... at four AM! Any story that starts like this has to end badly. And then you were foxed by none other than - bon bom bommmm - a bend in the road! And to top it all off you landed in front of a fucking church! Brilliant!

Really, man, I'm not trying to mock. But this story is absolutely hilarious. You shoudn't feel bad about it. You should write to FHM about it. But anonymously, obviously.
 
i hav so many
but the worst i got arrested last year may 27 for suspended liscense did like 18 hours in bookings got out and got arrested 45 min later again for suspended liscense n possetion of a controlled substance sheyytttt!!!!!!! i did another like 20 hours in bookings n paid 2500 for a lawyer cuz i got the same judge n he was pissed n i had crazy w/d the whole time worst experience ever!!!
 
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