What's on for Australia day?

[lok1]

i want to know what the action was about
it sounds juicy

 

[yossarian_is_sane!]

I did the most un-Australian things i could think off.

- had a tv dinner
- drunk New Zealand wine
- watched V for Vendetta, by myself.

No lamb. No BBQ's. No people. Overall, it was a superb day.

That's awesome. I'm going to do this now.

 

[kryalkastleE]

worked at the tennis all day whilst hearing kiss my grass sounds reverb over rod laver wishing i was there
kicked back with a mate and talked about the awesomeness of australia.

(and also tried to educated some epsn directors about vegemite.)

 

[joannie_mhm]

had an awesome picnic in my local park with good friends... then continued to drink with the boy at home...

just woke up after being in bed for a couple of hours and realised there was no boy in bed with me. had a few 'that fuckign loser he's up playing computer games grumble grumble loser nerd bla bla bla' and got up to find him asleep on the couch... and when i tried to wake him and take him to bed he produced more than one faaaaarrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkk yoooooouuuuuuuu i just wannnnnnnaaaaaaaaa sleeeeeeeep heeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreee!!!

 

[Diego Blunt]

woke up, had a buffet breakfast, snowboarded for 4 hours, had some lunch and kissed three high school girls, snowboarded for 2 hours, realised it was australia day, asked for a bourbon and coke but for some odd reason recieved a high-ball glass FULL of J+B (not jim beam) with a can of coke on the side, felt intoxicated, gave an attractive spanish girl a boomerang, recieved an odd look, read some emails and posted on bluelight and then wondered what i will do with the other 6 hours of this excellent day!

btw - did any primitive rioting wankers decide to embarrass the nation this year?? i really hope not ...

 

[m4dd0g]

Hee hee, must a touched a sore spot.

I trekked down to the pub to watch cockroaches race (it seemed like a good idea at the time). Wandered around and spent most of my time waiting in line for a drink that i never got.

Overheard conversations mostly fell into these categories:
"Hows bout that sporting team, fuckn awright ay?"
"Kwar look at the tits on that"
"I wish racial minority X would fuck off back home"
"Aussie Aussie Aussie"

Suffice to say i just left

 

[Strawberry_lovemuffin]

Had lots of awesome sex, had lots of awesome drugs, drank lots of awesome free booze. Ate sushi. Almost Australia's national dish now, behind the meat pie. Met new friends, wore a minge on my chin and got soaked with super soaker pistols. Didn't throw up sushi. All in all, a bloody pleasant day by every available measuring standard. hurrah! I love Australia, and it's day

 

[up all night]

Dear everyone who may want to spend future Australia Days in Cronulla,

Don't say, 'Happy Invasion Day!!!!!' to people with cape-flags. You may think you're funny but they will probably want to punch you.

Regards,
Yarni

 

[joannie_mhm]

Hee hee, must a touched a sore spot.

I trekked down to the pub to watch cockroaches race (it seemed like a good idea at the time). Wandered around and spent most of my time waiting in line for a drink that i never got.

Overheard conversations mostly fell into these categories:
"Hows bout that sporting team, fuckn awright ay?"
"Kwar look at the tits on that"
"I wish racial minority X would fuck off back home"
"Aussie Aussie Aussie"

Suffice to say i just left

story bridge hotel?

 

[Rated E]

Snuck into the BDO with only 2 hours to go, then went clubbing, which led to sleeping in right through the the Aus Day bbq i was supposed to go to the next day.

Australia Day night, caught up with friends, had a few drinks (passion pop 'n gettin' freebies FTW!), saw a few fights (learn to handle your alcohol stupid teenagers) none that i saw seemed to be racial.

Tonight should be better, more clubbing (no more money either, yay!!)

 

[deeCee]

Brilliant Party! Kick Arse all the way

There wasn't a moment I didn't have some sort of beverage in hand. Saved two relationships, broke up one fight.. All in a days work I say.

 

[m4dd0g]

story bridge hotel?

Ya.
Cool bar, pity about the over excited pack animals yesterday

Dear everyone who may want to spend future Australia Days in Cronulla,

Don't say, 'Happy Invasion Day!!!!!' to people with cape-flags. You may think you're funny but they will probably want to punch you.

Regards,
Yarni

lol

 

[Strawberry_lovemuffin]

Saved two relationships, broke up one fight.. All in a days work I say.

Yes but when you decided to wear your underpants over your tights and started recieving messages from Gotham City, understandably that was a little weird

You forgot to add: saved SLM from certain death crossing a busy highway, and saved multitudes - completely unable to move from couches/mattresses/chairs - from dying of thirst with your heroic and much-appreciated trips to the beer fridge. You are an ace beer wench of the highest calibre, sir.

 

[Doppelganger]

I laughed because BBG was vomiting out his bedroom window by 3pm.

I was vomiting out BBG's window by 5pm %).

Thanks Jäger bombs, and our wonderful jäger meister - the cute blonde chick, in the cute dress, who was just so damn cute, and deceived us into believing we had a chance of keeping up with her mad drinking skillz.

 

[Strawberry_lovemuffin]

^ see the drinking thread for my review of the Jager Miester.

Your particular vomiting incident was very badly timed, by the way.

 

[Doppelganger]

^ I blame the heat!

 

[neverwas]

Brilliant Party! Kick Arse all the way

There wasn't a moment I didn't have some sort of beverage in hand. Saved two relationships, broke up one fight.. All in a days work I say.

I here by dub thee Dr.DeeCee. (a cross between Dr phil and Jerry Springer) The guy where you go when you need a guy. %)


It was a good day and im glad everyone had fun. Much awesomeness was had...glad I went to work.

SLM: Where was my sex??

 

[neverwas]

^ I blame the heat!

it would be the combo of heat, vigorous action, jager AND red bull i would say...theres only so much sugar ones body can handle in a quick intake. Even though you are only having half a red bull count how many cans you would of had in the ten mins you down about three shots...thats nearlly two cans and nearlly 4 standard straight shots of booze...

1/2 can of redbull and 1 shot of jager =one jager bomb...so if you have three in ten mins thats 1.5 cans of redbull and 3 shots. I think three cans of red bull is the limit per day...havent read the back of a can for ages lol

the sugar come down sucks arse to jager bombs are great for getting messy really quickly but not worth the detox pain in the long run.

 

[Raz]

the cute blonde chick, in the cute dress, who was just so damn cute, and deceived us into believing we had a chance of keeping up with her mad drinking skillz.[/SIZE]

She was 106% awesome.

If I weren't so homosexual, I would totally be in love with that chick.

I didn't vomit YAY! Went to several BBQ's....drank a lot....the only downside is I was too fucked to go to work on Saturday, but hey, we all have to make sacrifices in this world.....

 

[onetwothreefour]

got fucked up, then got fucked up. unfortunately don't remember anything much after about 3pm (i missed the last thirty songs of the hottest 100???), and i think i vomited somewhere, sometime.

best party ever! :D