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Whats Behind The Dirty Things We Say During Sex?

yeah, the daddy thing is weird.

I like dirty talk. It adds another dimension and layer to sex. Its like the unedited, uncensored version of that persons thoughts, and how much more intimate can you get than an insight into what goes on in their head and the effect you have on them?

rangrz said:
"mehr! you are squishable!"
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but thats not what you're really thinking when you (for example) think about her when you're masturbating or fiucking her is it? You may be thinking 'god I love the way your pussy feels around my cock', so why not say that to her? :)

Cornishman said:
If it's genuine & from the heart I don't see why it wouldn't be a turn on.
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thats what its all about Cornish :) Yes, fake and OTT porn style isn't a turn on but genuine graphic and descriptive is. To me, anyway.
 
Lol. Mummy or daddy just wouldn't work for me.
I'm not into the really dirty / borderline disgusting stuff. I get that some people like it but it isn't for me.
 
but thats not what you're really thinking when you (for example) think about her when you're masturbating or fiucking her is it? You may be thinking 'god I love the way your pussy feels around my cock', so why not say that to her?
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sometimes it is! That's why I say it. I also tell her if I am thinking about how I enjoy the sensation of having my cak in her vagoo, but I'll probably say it like "Mmm, your vagoo is all warm and soft and squishy, and it feels nice being inside it."
 
The mind is the greatest erogenous organ.. turn on the mind and the body will follow. Just thinking of or triggering another's unique sexual idiosyncrasies can greatly increase sexual pleasure, make it possible for those who have a little trouble reaching orgasm (with another) climax, and can intensify the length and strength of orgasm. You buy no means need to be low braw about it.. find your partners sexual buttons and buy all means press them.. if you are already good in the sack you might just become legend;)
 
^ you speaketh the truth. Its a shame to neglect this important element of sex. I was introduced to the effects of dirty talk by a boyfriend who was fucking me and wanted to come, just needed something to push him over the edge, two sentences about what I wanted him to do next was enough and he was very grateful :)

rangrz said:
I'll probably say it like "Mmm, your vagoo is all warm and soft and squishy, and it feels nice being inside it."
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You're telling me this is the most animalistic expression of your basest carnal desires and thoughts? Really? Sweet, I guess.
 
badandwicked said:
^ you speaketh the truth. Its a shame to neglect this important element of sex. I was introduced to the effects of dirty talk by a boyfriend who was fucking me and wanted to come, just needed something to push him over the edge, two sentences about what I wanted him to do next was enough and he was very grateful :)



You're telling me this is the most animalistic expression of your basest carnal desires and thoughts? Really? Sweet, I guess.
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I'm telling you that I don't find any need to say "ooh yeah, you filithy fucking little dumb cunt! I'm going to destroy your dirty asshole with my cock and fill your colon up with my jism and make you suck it out and drink it."

I find it distasteful. I also find that kind of expression, about any topic, not just sex, to be indicative of someone who's probably 2 sigma to the left of the peak on the I.Q. curve. Which I guess is not bad if I had partner like yourself, who actually had a 68 I.Q. and was reduced to animalistic expression, and lacked the ability to abstract a phrase and understand that it essentially means the same thing.

Then again, I'm really not into animalistic sex or behavior in general. I've seen enough animalistic behavior and the results of it. You know, watching someone bleed to death in the street, screaming and looking at their own eviscerated intestines? Yeah, it's kind of a turn off.

Stupid is also a turn off, and the mix of the two...well fuck me in the ass, I'd fucking laugh in your face if you started the typical dirty talk charade, put my pants back on, and leave...
 
Yeah, a definite huge no on the daddy thing.

I just can't do it...it feels forced and contrived. Also, any time I have attempted it I have broken into laughter because it felt so ridiculous.

I don't mind if my partner says it to me, though, but I can't guarantee that I won't crack up laughing if it sounds utterly ridiculous...
 
what about milf/dilf

double standards...?

maybe what is arousing is the ability to procreate not the fact that i am your progeny
 
A girl once told me to shit in her mouth... then things got kind of awkward.


Probably because I missed.
 
badandwicked said:
^ lol I could dissect that post bit by bit and expose it for the utter nonsense it is on so many levels, but it's late here and I'm off to bed.

Hope you have sweet dreams about vagoos and pee-pees <3
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Lol. I'm actually going to assume you are coping out, because you are in fact, dumb as a brick, just like I said. But you are just saving face and saying you don't feel like rebutting me.

It's ok tho. Enjoy having raunchy sex and talkiing like a 15 year old virgin who's only understanding about sex comes from /b/ and xhamster. Have sweet dreams about chugging a stein full of the jism, lube and eggwhites you just shitted out of your gaping shit hole, you filthy slut. <3
 
So, Rangrz, it's not lowbrow or tacky to engage in the things that in particular get YOU off, but the things that may get others off are a symptom of a low IQ?
 
This thread is great. I just laughed so fucking loud in the library and most likely pissed off every other student in here!!

Whats behind the dirty things I say during sex? Well like others have said my "dirty talk" mainly is confined to the situation. If I enjoy the feeling of soft, warm punani I am not afraid to say it. If I want to change position, i will generally use a simile or something ironic like "lets fuck like dogs" or "can you ride me horsey style?". If i am having spoon sex, which is usually at 4am in the morning coz thats the position I find myself in with a girl after spoon hugging all night, i may say something like "you have the hottest ass!!" or "your tits are fucking great (whilst reaching around and grabbing them for leverage)". If I am getting head, it may be like "holy shit your tongue feels amazing" and then forgetting to tell her i'm blowing my load which ends up in her mouth.

Having sex with exchange students is always fun. German chicks are classic, I love looking up what they said after and working out their kinkiness. Asians are a little harder to understand, during a threesome with two Thai girls they were both yelling in Thai, which i could not understand. I believe my words at the time were "I can't understand you!! Oh well".

Anal is a bit strange, I generally don't like poo on my penis. But I have been fucked up on drugs and bum-fucking a girl on her friends bed whilst a fair few of her friends were outside smoking more drugs. There was also a little kid running around outside the door and we could hear him saying "bong", i think it was his first word. Any whooooo, enough of that story...
 
rangrz said:
Lol. I'm actually going to assume you are coping out, because you are in fact, dumb as a brick, just like I said. But you are just saving face and saying you don't feel like rebutting me.
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Okily dokily :D And I'll just assume you are someone of very limited sexual experience who has yet to discover the full 3 dimensional facets of a fulfilling sexual relationship. Somewhere between 'cak & vagoos' and 'suck my jizz out of your anus' lies a pleasurable imaginative realm of suplementary horniness.

Your ability to awkwardly shoehorn a reference to quantom physics, your IQ and the fact that you are in some kind of military employment into any given conversation, relentlessly and without fail, will only get you so far with the ladies.

rangrz said:
It's ok tho. Enjoy having raunchy sex and talkiing like a 15 year old virgin
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rangrz said:
I'll probably say it like "Mmm, your vagoo is all warm and soft and squishy, and it feels nice being inside it."
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The irony of this isn't wasted on me. Probably is on you though.

PS Yes we know you shoot stuff
 
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