Whatcha Drinking? v. Drunk Driver: "Don't make me stupid"

[Myshkin]

Fucking love red wine.

Get out of my sight.

 

[Seyer]

I prefer whites, but I can appreciate a nice red with a meal.

Fucking love red wine. Why does it say San Pedro? Please tell me it's a bottle of cactus.

San Pedro winery in Chile
http://www.sanpedro.cl/en

 

[Albion]

White wine makes me cringe. Red all the way. Shun the non-believers.

Those two look delighted to be award winning wine makers.

 

[Myshkin]

I'm allergic to reds and hate whites.

Besides which, I grew up surrounded by a culture where for the majority of people, 'wine' extended to Lambrusco (and subsequently 'ini) or a 'blob' in a Yates' Wine Lodge, a delicacy only acceptable to the most desperate alcoholic, and one to which my father introduced me on the way to buy books for an ill-fated attempt at Higher Education, during which my tastes were switched to white ciders. Of the kind no palate other than that of the truly lost can tolerate.

But hey, if wine's somebody's thing, who am I to piss on their chips?

Poncey fuckers.

 

[Albion]

Honestly wine is one of the only forms of alcohol I can truly stomach. The others are some beers and bloody marys. Everything else and I look like a cat eating an orange revel.

You can sort of tell alcohol isn't really my game 8)

 

[Myshkin]

If I'd known this shit then you would never have got my vote.

We'll meet up one day and I'll teach you how to be a man. With some Jim Beam and that.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I've invented a FUCKING HUMDINGER of a cocktail today...

4 parts henry westons 8.2%
3 parts white wine.
2 parts rum.

whack a load of ice on top.

drizzle over a 1part of ribena.

we've run out of ice now and are just guessing it all, but its fuckin ace.

is secret though, don/'t tell no fucker, we gonna make a mint on this

 

[Albion]

If I'd known this shit then you would never have got my vote.

We'll meet up one day and I'll teach you how to be a man. With some Jim Beam and that.

I thought I already proved my manliness by watching Top Gear while smoking with an ash tray on my stomach 8)

 

[Myshkin]

Real men use the stomach as their ashtray.

 

[Albion]

Ahaha...


...touché.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Real men use the stomach as their ashtray.

real men just flick ash all over the floor and make their missis clean it up.

 

[Albion]

*snip*

might be a joke but really isn't that fucking funny. get a grip there's more than you posting and reading BL, nowt like putting folks off.

 

[Mailmonkey]

you're so fucking misogynistic Albion, you should be banned for shit like that

 

[Myshkin]

you're so fucking misogynistic Albion, you should be banned for shit like that

Worse than me, even. Shocking.

 

[Mailmonkey]

it's okay Samhain, I've reported the post. Sickening stuff.

 

[knock]

poppies'n'wine, poppies'n'wine

to wash knock's pizza down is fine!

 

[Albion]

Lol you guiz.

 

[TheSpade]

I've invented a FUCKING HUMDINGER of a cocktail today...

4 parts henry westons 8.2%
3 parts white wine.
2 parts rum.

whack a load of ice on top.

drizzle over a 1part of ribena.

we've run out of ice now and are just guessing it all, but its fuckin ace.

is secret though, don/'t tell no fucker, we gonna make a mint on this

Sounds vile. Bird I was with tonight was mixing beer and coke, it tasted rank! I've had some beer, cocktails then more beer!

 

[monstanoodle]

Ethanol! For the first time in half a week. Was feeling really fucked up while I wasn't using it.
Didn't want to return back to it, and I don't think it's a full-blown relapse. Just to try and stop me from eating all my meds or cutting or doing other really horrible things to myself or feeling really horrible things.

 

[badandwicked]

I've never tried peach Robinsons Kate, but i will as all day it's been orange squash with lots of ice. I've filled the freezer with those bubble ice cube bags, they're a good invention.