What Your Choice of Drug Slang Says About You

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What Your Choice of Drug Slang Says About You

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By this stage you should have learnt that the only words you actually need to talk about drugs are basically: "weed", "coke", "pills" and "ket". Maybe you'll need to use "hash" at some point, if you're getting specific, or possibly "2CB" if you're a real wreckhead. But realistically you could talk about drugs using a maximum of eight words.

Yet drugs are constantly gaining new street synonyms. People remain permanently unhappy to call them by their dictionary name.

There are so many street names for drugs that the ones people use can tell you a shit ton about them: how relaxed they are around them, how much they enjoyed it last time, who they take them with, where they grew up, and of course, how fucking cool they are.

So here's a pretty comprehensive, in no way biased or speculative, 100% accurate guide to what your drug vocabulary says about you.

You are my mother. You are specifically referring to the only drugs story you have in your canon which goes "there was a bit of pot about, I tried it, didn't like it, passed it on." This rule applies to every mention of "pot" that has ever been made by any parent. There is always "a bit of it" and it is always "about". You never talk about "buying loads of pot" or getting "some quality pot". No, it has only ever been 1978 and there has only ever been "a bit of pot about".

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http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/what-your-choice-of-drugs-slang-says-about-you?
 
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I understand that this is tongue-in-cheek, but I still think it's pretty stupid.
 
I'm open-minded towards Vice actually, there have been at least one or two stories of theirs that I thought were really good. Not this one though.
 
Vice isn't usually this bad. This is terrible. Just makes UK drug users sound stupid.

Also makes me happy to live in California, where drugs are decriminalized and you don't have to deal with this shit.
 
I would like some diacetylmorphine and a syringe so I can inject into my bloodstream.


yea this is pretty bad on vice. never called it anything ono the phone, it was hey you around? where? go to that spot and that's it. but I always called dope (heroin) smack. something about smack just sums it up so perfectly, it makes me think of trainspotting and lou reed. and a really good shot of dope is like getting smacked in the pleasure centres of your brain. and if you do too much it smacks your body to stop working ie breathing heart rate, blood pressure ect..

but when you have that perfect amount youre just smacked...halfway between full nod
 
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