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What would you NOT name your kid?

There are loads of names I absolutely detest, but Ruth pretty much comes at the top of the list. I've also told my sister that if she ever has a daughter and calls her Ava, then I'll cut ties from her. (of course I'm joking but I think that name is revolting).

Prudence and Priscilla are pretty bad as well, same with Megan.
 
boys: peter dick or any of those variations( and i saw this one today)journey,sterling,ronald and anything else really old fashioned

girls: pearl,ruby(or any other jewel name) no season or month names and gertrude
 
Brandon - As a teacher, I have had more than 3 bad Brandon's in class. It's "been ruined" for me. Haha
Ashley - Have a real bad Ashley in my class right now and also a relative named Ashley, so it wouldn't be right for that reason
Gunner - my male cousin's baby
Tiger Lily
Boden Sky
Huddson Moon - The last 3 are my female cousin's children's names.

There are more, but these are on top of my (burned out) head right now.
 
lol... "Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folk'll
Like Cle-tus the slack-jawed yokel"
 
"Hitler" is right out. So are Amos, Dweezel, and Wai Too Ho.

But, more seriously... there are lots of names that I associate with "old people" (mostly elderly Jews): Hershel, Esther, Gertrude... I'd never name my kid anything like that. And this disturbing trend of giving girls names with "inventive spellings", like Caysi or Candi or Jessyka or stupid shit involving transpositions of i's & y's, k's for c's, etc. seems retarded to me. Really, how is Jessyka going to take herself seriously when she's 40? She and Caysi and Anjali are all going to be getting together and commiserating over the collective un-wisdom of their parents. That, or, they'll all be ho-bags at that age, too.

That, and, I'd never give a daughter a stripper name. Kandi/Candy, Shawna, and Aurora come to mind.
 
For a girl:

Emily - for some reason, it reminds me of yucky strawberry flavoured milk
Abigail - makes me think of a garbage bin with a dead bird in it
Eloise - reminds me of a female's unwashed private parts
Shannon - reminds me of a shaggy dog that's been rolling in cumin seeds
Alexis - makes me think of a retarded slimy slug
Audrey - someone with a hearing problem and/or lots of earwax

For a boy:

Tyler - it just sounds pretentious
Dylan - would make the poor kid sound like a bit of a half-wit (i.e. a 'dill)
Samuel - reminds me of someone vomiting up spaghetti sauce
Logan - ewwww! makes me think of those revolting lychee fruits that my parents made me eat when i was a kid. And also of someone who's shit in their tracksuit pants.
Aiden - the AIDs virus
Adrian - makes me think of some crusty kid who doesn't wash enough
Eric - reminds me of someone sticking a cotton bud in his ear
 
Anything unisex. i hate unisex names.. sooo, my girls are getting stripper names, and the guys are being named after apostles.
 
I worked with a guy who called his son Marcello Gandini after the guy who designed the Lamborghini Countach. He made the local newspaper and everything. Not a good name to have in Yorkshire.
 
we named our daughter, "Poka" much to my mothers dismay. I dought many other people would consider this name
 
Evian, Chardonnay, Cartier or Dior. Yes I have met people with this names and I will NEVER name my kid after a type of wine or after any type of jewelry manufacturer or water company.
 
I don't know if this is true, but I heard of someone naming their kid "Nosmo King" after looking up at a "No Smoking' sign in the hospital. I would believe it, the way names are picked these days.

I tried to stay away from the traditonal names and the extreme ones as well.
 
Fuckwad. Even that's what they really are (or started from).

Tom Leykis (radio talk show host) once swore that there was a kid in his class named - I'll pronounce it - shi-THEED. I think he was joking. It would be spelled "Shithead."
 
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