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What Really Turns You Off?

If you are being serious, GOOD. You should enjoy being young. When it's gone, it's gone forever.

If you are being sarcastic...

no time for you.
 
Then enjoy what you can, if you really want my advice and I don't recommend anyone listening to me, because I am daft.

That's it then. If you are in the middle now, you'll likely be unfuckable quicker than you think. It sure caught me by surprise.

It is nice to make your acquaintance and if you have long hair, please keep it long. I do not understand what my predilection is based on. All I know is that if a man with long hair is in a building and I come in, I invariably hone in on that guy and watch him for a few minutes... just to allow my eyes to enjoy themselves.
 
Hi to you too.

What's with all this humility, is it or self-deprecation? We are all beautiful and besides on internet, no one knows who you are... ie, until they know who you are. =D

Yes, I've tried umpteenth times to keep my hair short and neat throughout my life (had to for some careers I had) but it takes so much "adjustments" and maintenances as well as keeping up with the ever changing styles - not for moi; my hair grows very fast, as well as my nails (I hate that), so I "let it grow, let it grow~ ~".

Yes, I have awesome hair but I rarely show it as I keep my hair in ponytail or tie into a ball coz I get hot with my stims. My hair is kinda my cocoon and I need my cocoon sometimes.

Nice talking with you, U. :)
 
Holy cow, you have wild hair too???

I can SO feel your pain on that.

This picture of my hair is as tame as I can possibly make it. Without a good strong hold hair product I can just get it to lay down that much. crazy head.
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RIGHT??

I do. It's hilarious.

I'm higher than fuckall but it really is hilarious.
 
Looks like you have a perm? I'm all natural and wide. They used to call me tiger. I hated it. All the girls wanted it. :(
 
-liars
-mooches
-clinginess; I have a three year old...don't need a grown man who behaves the same!
-not respecting my need for SPACE at times
-people who have long lists of turn ons and turn offs
 
I am turned off by arrogance, an inflated sense of self importance/absorption, and stupidity.

( not neccessarily in that order of course! )

:)








And on the superficial side of things: I don't really like fat folks.
 
Merkinsey said:
Looks like you have a perm? I'm all natural and wide. They used to call me tiger. I hated it. All the girls wanted it. :(
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A perm? Sweetheart, why would I look this way on purpose? Furthermore, WHY WOULD I DO THIS TO MYSELF ON PURPOSE?
 
- indecisiveness
- apathy
- submissiveness
- inability to manage personal finances
- lack of common sense


eukaryote said:
-Lacking a decent education, both the formal and informal aspects of it.
-Constant Vanilla sex, come on! I cut people open and stick my arms up to my elbows in people's viscera
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WHAT?!

, it's not so much to ask you place my bathed, buffed, toe in your mouth or let me hit ya on the arse a few times.
-Bad fingernails. Not metrosexual like, just filed smooth, clean and not filled with gung underneath please.
-A lack, of, well, SWAG, carry yourself with some god damned bloody pride mate! I want 'fuckyea.jpg' guy not 'o.k.'.jpg guy.
-Faked passion.
-Lack of passion.
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...are YOU doing this weekend? ;)
 
One time, I was flirting with an overweight waitress at my favorite restaurant. She told me to come pick her up after work and that we could have fun. So I picked her up and we drove my car to an empty cul de sac. She removed her pants and panties in the backseat, and her vagina smelled like thousand slabs of salmon. I couldn't roll down the windows because I didn't want to get arrested, so I suffered through the stench. I will never forget that feel.
 
Judging from the consistency of her smegma, apparently the last guy threw up into her vagina while attempting oral sex.
 
captainballs said:
One time, I was flirting with an overweight waitress at my favorite restaurant. She told me to come pick her up after work and that we could have fun. So I picked her up and we drove my car to an empty cul de sac. She removed her pants and panties in the backseat, and her vagina smelled like thousand slabs of salmon. I couldn't roll down the windows because I didn't want to get arrested, so I suffered through the stench. I will never forget that feel.
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if she doesn't look ready for sex before you came along, chances are good she ain't ready for it when you come along.
 
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