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What Really Pisses You Off?

That democracy gives every moron the right to vote for the next pathetic party.

Besides that, the general stupidity of the whole human race annoys me to tears every now and then. :|
 
Smug people.
Liars.
Light beer.
Airplane Food.
Humidity.
Feeding my picky cat.
When the crayon you're using fucking breaks.
Those phlegm-y 'hock' sounds associated with most middle eastern languages.
Running out of nangs.
Awkward erections.
The genre of music - 'Spoken Word'
Cats fighting outside of my window.

Over cooked steak.
Channel 31.
The final ending to The Sopranos.
Sleeping with Erin that night.
The fact that, that Filipino guy who took over from Steve Perry is actually really good.
John Farnham's 356th comeback.
Broken Hill.
Noble Park.
Narre Warren.
Oakleigh.
Slow internet.
The fact I never made a move on Katherine when I had the chance.
Porn with a story line.
Sand in my shoes.
Sand in my jocks.
Girls that don't swallow.
Strangely, the number 47 pisses me off.
The fact that everyone on Sesame Street hangs shit on Oscar.
Long lines.
The amount Myer's puts up the price on all their goods.
Bottled water.
Cows.
Gambling.
Not getting overtime.
Cunts stealing my shifts!
Alina. (Bitch at work)
Replacing lightbulbs.
Waiting in emergency for like 4 hours.
The bouncers on the door at Wah Wah Lounge.
The fact that Bubble Nightclub isn't what it used to be.
Shit pills.
Slow drivers.
Woman drivers.

Old drivers.
Old people.
That smell of Old people.
The laborious rants old people go on.
Senility.

....actually, a list of 'What DOESNT piss you off' would've been easier... :)
 
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True, but the two that are missing are ones I edited out... even the slightest hint of racism is not cool on Bluelight Slain, don't do it... please, pretty please with sugar on top. No need to bring Race into anything right??

What pisses me off is that I can't get appointments for the tattoo artist I want to ink me, first in best dressed.
 
Klue said:
True, but the two that are missing are ones I edited out... even the slightest hint of racism is not cool on Bluelight Slain, don't do it... please, pretty please with sugar on top. No need to bring Race into anything.
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Yeah true, as I was typing them I kept thinking in my head 'other people may feel the same way, but maybe I'm overstepping my free speech boundary?' lol I guess I was right. :P
Soweeeeee!
 
Slain said:
Smug people.
Liars.
Light beer.
Airplane Food.
Humidity.
Feeding my picky cat.
When the crayon you're using fucking breaks.
Those phlegm-y 'hock' sounds associated with most middle eastern languages.
Running out of nangs.
Awkward erections.
The genre of music - 'Spoken Word'
Cats fighting outside of my window.

Over cooked steak.
Channel 31.
The final ending to The Sopranos.
Sleeping with Erin that night.
The fact that, that Filipino guy who took over from Steve Perry is actually really good.
John Farnham's 356th comeback.
Broken Hill.
Noble Park.
Narre Warren.
Oakleigh.
Slow internet.
The fact I never made a move on Katherine when I had the chance.
Porn with a story line.
Sand in my shoes.
Sand in my jocks.
Girls that don't swallow.
Strangely, the number 47 pisses me off.
The fact that everyone on Sesame Street hangs shit on Oscar.
Long lines.
The amount Myer's puts up the price on all their goods.
Bottled water.
Cows.
Gambling.
Not getting overtime.
Cunts stealing my shifts!
Alina. (Bitch at work)
Replacing lightbulbs.
Waiting in emergency for like 4 hours.
The bouncers on the door at Wah Wah Lounge.
The fact that Bubble Nightclub isn't what it used to be.
Shit pills.
Slow drivers.
Woman drivers.

Old drivers.
Old people.
That smell of Old people.
The laborious rants old people go on.
Senility.

....actually, a list of 'What DOESNT piss you off' would've been easier... :)
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Oscar is a grumpy, lazy cunt who hordes shit in his trash can and lowers property values on Sesame St. There is no reason in this day and age that he can't get a job. I'm sure The Count could find him something to do. Every pimp needs a dude to do his dirty work.
 
Actually yeah, you're kinda right. I haven't seen that motherfucker even attempt to try and rectify his life. Maybe all the 'hanging shit on Oscar' is really just constructive criticism?
 
False advertising.

Fucking rang JB HiFI and asked them about 3 certain laptop's i was looking at on their website. Each time the dude left to go check if they had them in stock he would come back and say that they don't sell that kind of laptop...I was like what.the.fuck.

Useless or what?
 
Slain said:
Girls that don't swallow.
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Make your spoof tastes disgusting. Have you ever tried it? You should be happy someone is sucking your dick in the first place, not picky about what they do with your stuff after you've come in their mouth.
 
Cops that instantly assume they are a better person than you while they treat you like shit and lie through their teeth to try intimidate you. I've always argued with them and it always ends up in them walking away. I've only ever shown them the same amount of respect they have shown me.
 
vanth said:
Make your spoof tastes disgusting. Have you ever tried it? You should be happy someone is sucking your dick in the first place, not picky about what they do with your stuff after you've come in their mouth.
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I am sorry, but I'm with this Slain person. I have tasted more spoof than Mick Hucknall and none of it is THAT bad. (actually there has been ONCE where I was like JESUS ARE YOU MADE OF DEMONS AND BLUE CHEESE??? But generally I like it)

UM. SO. ANYWAY.

...Things that piss me off:

Complete Dog I Currently Work With (cleverly avoided her name so it can be applied to future jobs when people read this in 2 years time)

straight boys who flirt with gay boys IN gay bars and then PASH them and then wait until AFTER the pashing before they're all "I'm straight LOLOLOLOLZ"

Television

Miley Cyrus

That fucking dog Katy Perry

ummmm.......oh wait, also Avril Lavigne. I hate her like rapists hate well-lit streets at night.

EDIT: Also, the po-po. As my man Ice Cube says, fuck the police!
 
people that dont fucking walk in the crosswalk, and when they do, they fucking walk on the red hand. theres more mother fuckers out here that dont fucking use the crosswalk. i hate that. they deserve to get ran over. whats so god damn hard about walking in a crosswalk? another thing to, whats the fucking rush to where you cant wait 2 fucking seconds for the ok to cross? what do these mother fuckers do? they fucking run, they get hit, and why? they couldnt wait thier turn. you ask me it ought to be a legal law to be able to run people like that over.
 
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