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What is the Beatest, Lamest, Wackest party you ever been to?

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Well the title says it all.

lemme get it straight, Not beat as in got arrested, mad drama, you got robbed/stabbed, everyone was screamin, the house lit on fire. That just shitty bad luck, and thats a chaotic party where bad shit went down.

When i say beat I mean beat. Like tumbleweeds rollin thru kinda beat. Like you would honestly rather be at home alone in bed doin somethin as lame browsing bluelight beat. Like you wish you would have worked the night shift instead of taking off cuz it wax so damn beat. Beat is when the people suck, the drinks suck, there was supposed to be a couple kegs, so you came emptyhanded and they changed it to BYO without tellin you so you got stuck with no alchol. or you came plannin to wile out, smoke blunts, get wasted, and it turns out everyone there drinks Smirnoff Ice and has to hide the bottles cuz someones mom is home, and you cant smoke weed at all, I think yall get the idea. when youre just like WTF? what IS this shit?

There has been many time i got invited somewhere and expected somethin totally different and got disappointed hardcore. I know everybody been to somethin like this at least once in their lifes. Share some of your stories of beatness.
 
This one time a friend of mine invited me to some party down in the sticks. Supposedly it was going to be this big thing in the woods, bonfire, kegs, tents, the whole nine. This was when we were still young and it was quite a ways away so we had to find a ride up there. We arranged for a ride to drop us off that night and pick us up in the morning. We finally get there, the car leaves, and we hike a bit. We make it to a clearing and there sits 3 people sitting around a small ass fire and a keg. That was the "party." I was so pissed I just chugged as much of their beer as I could and passed out under a tree.
 
Aw man i hate that shit, you wanna run back like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what did i do?

Last weekend i got invited to a bday "fiesta" for a real cool chick I aint seen in like a yr. well used to be cool. she said it was gonna be hot and usually everytime we chill its nutz in a good way so i was lookin forward to it.

When i get there, its in this super nice house the kind where even the unfinished spare bathroom is marble LOL. And its full of kids from (The most stuck up preppiest asshole rich arrogant prick town in the area.) Im there with my man and my other homegirl and were just like Huh? it was so lame. we were expectin cool heads, not a bunch of frat boys and their whores.

People kept comin up to us and askin us if we want to smoke (trees) ...But evertyime it came time to smoke they would have a excuse of why we couldnt smoke right now, and then just disappear and smoke it without us and when they get back, be like "What bowl? What joint?" I mean im cool with not sharin but why the hell would you go outta ur way to invite someone to smoke, and then deny them.

Also there was a kid there grindin up the outer leaf of a honey Dutch Master and "cutting" bags of weed with it. i heard him be like "yea dude, i make like 20 bucks each off this shit hahahaha" scumbag-ass pussies like that always get me pissed. Also the fact that i went there with no bud, got cockteased on at least 6 bowls/joints/blunts, and then the only weed to buy there was the sacks of the Lil Pussy Wannabe DrugDealer's Primo High quality dutchmaster/weed 50/50 blend. But i had already start drankin when i got there, So it was kinda too late to go home. i felt like i was in highschool, except highschool wasnt even as fuckin lame, clickey, stuck up, and immature as these kids.
 
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Every party I go to around here is lamer than the last.

People say "its gunna be huge!"

which really means 8 people partying down at the old baseball field!
 
There was this party I got dragged out to a few months ago, about an hour's drive away. I was skeptical because the area is really upscale and preppy but I was assured that it'd be cool. We get there and, I swear to God, the house was something straight out of a nightmare. The girl who was throwing the party lived with her younger sister and mother. Everything was done in pink. the walls, the kitchen, the bathroom, everything. They even had a pink Hello Kitty toaster. There were pictures of Barbie dolls on the wall and there were male Ambercrombie and Fitch poster ads in the living room. My girl and I were the only ones there over 18, and everyone was either a lacrosse player or a cheerleader. Thank God there was a lot of booze or I would have flipped shit and murdered someone.
 
lacey k said:
Like you would honestly rather be at home alone in bed doin somethin as lame browsing bluelight beat.
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LMAO Thats pretty fuckin beat huh !


I cant say I have ever been to one I feel left out :(
 
subopm420 said:
^ thats fucking hilarious hahahaha

but whats wrong with lacrosse players
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Nothing, but when you find yourself surrounded by nothing but lacrosse/football players you're either at a lacrosse/football game or a really preppy gathering.
 
GenericMind said:
Nothing, but when you find yourself surrounded by nothing but lacrosse/football players you're either at a lacrosse/football game or a really preppy gathering.
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Either or there both GAY!!!!!
 
GenericMind said:
There was this party I got dragged out to a few months ago, about an hour's drive away. I was skeptical because the area is really upscale and preppy but I was assured that it'd be cool. We get there and, I swear to God, the house was something straight out of a nightmare. The girl who was throwing the party lived with her younger sister and mother. Everything was done in pink. the walls, the kitchen, the bathroom, everything. They even had a pink Hello Kitty toaster. There were pictures of Barbie dolls on the wall and there were male Ambercrombie and Fitch poster ads in the living room. My girl and I were the only ones there over 18, and everyone was either a lacrosse player or a cheerleader. Thank God there was a lot of booze or I would have flipped shit and murdered someone.
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Dont you hate the misrepresented party. by now i learned that anything involving people under 18 ,or anything rich is gonna suck. LOL, the hello kitty shit reminds me of ANOTHER horrible party i been to.

There was gonna be a "party" at this girls hotel room dorm. she was a friend of my girl but i didnt know her. Well were told there was gonna be mad heads there. so me and my man, and homegirl and homie was all going up to the hotel in NY. We just brought a couple 40's cuz they said there was gonna be mad drinks there and a keg and shit and bottles. we are all cigarette smokers and weed smokers.

We get to the party and there is one TINY-ASS hotel room with bunk beds and rubber ducky shower curtains, rugs, and towels, and its all pink and yellow and tons of girlie shit everywhere. And its the girl, and her boyfriend. That was the party. 2 people. plus us. And oh yea, about that liquor guys....Uh.....We dont have any. and the girl hates weed and her BF is a Huuuuuge cocksucker, total square, hates weed, and wont go out and buy liquor because he "Doesnt believe its right to get alcohol for underage ppl." (He was the only one over 21 at the time.)

The best part was when we found out that there was no smokin in the room. Also the girl neglected to tell us that we werent allowed to be there, so while we sit on the floor in the 5 feet of available space in the whole room, patheticlly sippin our 40s while tryna figure out a excape plan, some lil pussy-ass homosexual dorm monitor motherfuka comes in and sayhs " are you DRINKING? Youre gonna have to LEAVE you are unauthorized visitors! Im callin security on you right now!" lol.....We were like....Shit aint gotta tell us twice.
 
Nothing worse than popping your last roll on the way to a "fucking crazy" party that turns out to be 10 dudes arguing about why the jungle juice tastes like eachother's assholes.
 
^^

lmao thats the best roll dont you know thing is when it kicks in ts probly the best party EVER!!!!!
 
Worst was "I had a dream" here in NYC. At amazura nightclub in Jamaica queens. I had a friend who waited on line from like 6pm till 2 am. never got in.. BEAT. I started rollign hard on line and had to bounce. they opened the after party venue early and more than half the peopel on line went to that and blew the roof off.
People nicknamed it "I had a dream i got in"
 
been to a few parties like that... I can't even think of any off the top of my head. but my girlfriend went to a really preppy school so trust I've been to my share of shitty fucking parties....the whole hiding smirnoff bottles from mom brings back memories... fucking preppy bitches...
 
got dragged to a "rave" that was kinda out in the sticks in an skating ring. it was supposed to be real big and everythying and my ppl and i get inside and its beat like a dick. the music sucked, the dj's sucked, most of the wernt even mixing, they were just letting the one go out and xfade the next one in. lol i hate that...

the upside to it was that i found a kid that was going to get some X so i had him get me one and it was a damn fine roll. it was one of the old thumbs ups pills, this was back in 2001 btw. that made the night a little better cause i just ended up chillin with my gf.

a few years ago i went to a party in this warehouse in downtown baltimore that was packed with ppl doing all sorts of illegal shit. i was there for about 20 mins then all of the sudden i hear the needle get ripped off the turn table and see a cop with the mic in his hand saying everyone get the fuck out right now. it was crazy they had dogs in there and shit, yelling and movin ppl out. i got outside and there must have been 20 cop cars, the helecopter was even there too. that was mad beat, being at a tight party only to have the cops take over the place.
 
I once went down to a party in this derelict house.
we thought it was gonna be immense.
it was 5 paraletic 13/14 yr olds, sittin round, watchin this dude throw up sayin, oh look thats horrible...

luckily there was a room filled up about 4 ft deep with cardboard boxes, and we had out own party in there, cuz we bought a considerable crew.
still- to get there and its 5 people =P
 
I left a foam party at this club I used to frequent every weekend for forever. My friend convinced me that it was so dope and we should leave so I went with him. It fucking sucked. Nothing but drunken frat boys while I was rolling on X. I was so happy when we left.
 
It happens to all of us..

I have been to lots of "beat" parties, and whenever its beat me and my team just rolls to the next party... no big deal in my eyes..

Plus I know tons of bootleggers and all night dealers, so if a party dont go down I go through the names in my phonebook and make my own! eazy
 
The beatest party I ever went to had to be this "wharehouse" party I went to during either my freshman or sophomore year at college. And by wharehouse, I mean it was a real fucking active wharehouse! It was held by some friends of a friend that started their own frat.

The wharehouse was owned by one of the frat's founders. It was paper wharehouse. So the whole place was full of two-to-three story rolls of paper strategically placed to block off other areas for the building andkeep people from wandering around the place.

There were forklifts all over the place, industrial machines, tools, etc. The frat dickheads also thought it was a good idea to only allow "VIPers" into the "boardroom." The boardroom was basically a furnished conference room where the frat dudes tried to get with the overly drunk freshmen.

The worst part was that no one was allowed to drive to the place. Everyone was given rides. That was horrible, cause after being there for 10 minutes and laughing at everything I saw there, I was ready to leave. I had to wait a few hours for a fuckin ride back to campus.
 
I've probably been to some parties that were more lame than this but this definately pissed me off the most. This was last month or so.

Alright me and my friends hear about this rave thats supposed to be huge in Wisconsin(im from MN) and it was called Naughty or Nice 2 btw and we all have car fulls of people going up there and we actually had no idea how long it would take to get there. Turns out the trip takes nearly 4 hours to get there and shit we hadn't left till around 9:30-10 so we arrive around 1:30am... It's a rave right it's supposed to go all night right? Turns out the party which is at this coffee shop is shutting down at 2:30am WHAT THE FUCK kind of party ends this early, seriously the parties here don't even start till 2:30 in the morning!! The party itself was decent two rooms of DJ's one room was all decked out in lights and crazy shit and there were some good looking chicks and everything, but everyone there were fucking assholes. People like didn't even wanna talk or anything, fucking lamest people at a party ever bad vibes for sure. What all of us are used to is everyone being cool to everyone else, good vibes, all smiles, all the good shit this was the total opposite of how partys are in mpls.

Alright so the party ends at 2:30am wtf are we to do now... So we hear oh they rented out a hotel and the afterparty is supposed to go all night. All right cool which hotel and how the fuck do we get there? No one at all at the party fucking knows the name of the hotel where the afterparty is supposed to be at but they know it's across the street from quike mart or something turns out theres about 4 hotels across the street in all directions from the quik e mart WTF all of them look dead as hell we asked around and couldnt find out shit. Alright so we drive back to the party and get a name for a hotel with an afterparty which wasn't even across the st from quik e mart. Turns out it's one small ass room filled with tons of fucks hot as hell with like 2 girls in it. No music whatsoever. WHAT THE FUCK?

Alright so I call a friend of ours who also drove up, in total there was about 15 friends of mine who all went up there. I talk to one friend whos actually staying in the same hotel so I go to their room, lame as hell no music just chillin around and whatnot. So our driver is just like fuck dude lets just get the fuck out of here and drive back.

So basically we drove out there and missed a party in our hometown which was likely loads more fun than this one and only partied for maybe two hours WTF. Oh also we got pulled over and got a speeding ticket and another friend of mine also got pulled over and got a speeding ticket on the way there.

Fuckin A we were pissed.
 
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