ForTheRush
Bluelighter
If stallone ruled the world we'd have muscles galore, You wouldnt need a tank to be built like abbot, even pauly shore, would be more jacked than a rabbit, our dicks would all be large, picture your wife taking the position of man in charge, Atkins diet would be abolished and replaced with muscle polish or whatever you call it, youd never have to hide your wallet even if arnold saw it hed have to flip a coin and call it, the president would be a protein shake and congress would be steak and instead of democracy we'd have shake and bake, cook-outs would be religious holidays and everyone would laugh at alll you gays and thered be no room for smaller ways, the catholic church would be a half inch skirt, we would'nt have to dig to have dirt cause corruption would be encouraged and served for desert, schools would be gigantic gyms segregated from the minority thin, basketball would be replaced with snakes with fins, our pets would be mutated by vets from vietnam now lets bring it on arm wrestle the vietkong cause they see shit wrong, must be the slanted eyes and the ability to only bench 105 suprised their still alive how did they survive jungle life with bees the size of normal hives, if stazllone ruled the world god would run and hide cause that little bitch never spent a day in the gym in his entire life, this is a message from stallone "IM COMMING FOR YOU GHANDI!!!!!!!!"
