Exactly the way i feel about opiate addiction. Kinda reminds me of a past relationship actually lol . The sex is great but does she ever kick your ass when you break up with her.
What gender is each drug?
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Exactly the way i feel about opiate addiction. Kinda reminds me of a past relationship actually lol . The sex is great but does she ever kick your ass when you break up with her.
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Heroin is for sure a female.... So seductive and calls your name. Then has you wrapped around her finger and also can be such a bitch. Opiates in general I believe are females.
Heroin is definitely female. A selfish, nagging female - I think she might be a stalker. She always knows where I am and how to find me and make me her bitch.
Coke - also a female. A female who will never let you forget she's in the room.
LSD - has to be male. He'll treat you great, keep you laughing - but can turn on you without notice or provocation.
Benzos - that's a tough one. Definitely my DOC, I think I'll go with female, she can be very comforting at just the right times.
Coke - also a female. A female who will never let you forget she's in the room.
LSD - has to be male. He'll treat you great, keep you laughing - but can turn on you without notice or provocation.
Benzos - that's a tough one. Definitely my DOC, I think I'll go with female, she can be very comforting at just the right times.
helium-4
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opioids must be female cuz it's better than getting my dick sucked
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MDMA -> Pretty raver girl named Molly. Also has 32 flavors of STD.
Shrooms -> A male midget that walks around town in a purple suit. In the circus.
Coke -> Roided up douchebag guy. This one has a funny sense of humor. Always seems to have a runny nose.
Meth -> Female, worn out McDonalds worker named Krystal. Goes from playing the victim to pissed as hell. Blames PMS. Also extremely good at one thing.
Base Amphetamine -> Male, smart asian kid that's an asshole to everyone. Listens to diverse music. If he makes below an A on a test he goes crazy. Plays piano.
Heroin -> Female, crazy girlfriend that can't go three days without seeing you. Likes it when you stay at home with her.
Benzos -> Male. He's your boss. He doesn't give a fuck about you, but he'll act happy to see you.
Alcohol -> Male. Commonly seen in the special education portion of a school building.
GHB -> A douchebag like coke. Be careful, this one will hit on your girlfriend.
Shrooms -> A male midget that walks around town in a purple suit. In the circus.
Coke -> Roided up douchebag guy. This one has a funny sense of humor. Always seems to have a runny nose.
Meth -> Female, worn out McDonalds worker named Krystal. Goes from playing the victim to pissed as hell. Blames PMS. Also extremely good at one thing.
Base Amphetamine -> Male, smart asian kid that's an asshole to everyone. Listens to diverse music. If he makes below an A on a test he goes crazy. Plays piano.
Heroin -> Female, crazy girlfriend that can't go three days without seeing you. Likes it when you stay at home with her.
Benzos -> Male. He's your boss. He doesn't give a fuck about you, but he'll act happy to see you.
Alcohol -> Male. Commonly seen in the special education portion of a school building.
GHB -> A douchebag like coke. Be careful, this one will hit on your girlfriend.
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Znegative
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^that was pretty good. I especially like Krystal.
hgwells
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ha, nice quote- fried, dyed, and laid to the side :D
Coke- The x lover who keeps calling you for booty, and you know it's really good so you keep hitting it- then you walk away 30 mins later not satisfied
weed- absent minded professor who can't keep on topic, then gives you an A just because you are in class- then asks you for the rest of your potato chips
Molly- Swiss style massage while getting a blowjob while sitting in the back of a crashing plane
Meth- two faced, can't trust the bastard- i think he's stealing from me
Beer- the guy just can't loose weight, can take a punch in the face, and owes me money
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hgwells
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I dunno what sex mephedrone is
but I was his gay bitch and I loved him
:D
but I was his gay bitch and I loved him
:D
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MDMA is a super attractive female actress.
Marijuana is male. Possibly unemployed. Gets on with people but values time spent alone the most.
Cocaine is male, has a 9-5 office job and seeks promotion. Commutes in via train.
Alcohol is male, unemployed, overweight and fraudulently claims disability benefits.
Methoxetamine is female, weirdly attractive yet fundamentally fucked-up, as her various former male/female partners discovered.
DMT is male, locally known as the guy who rides the bus to nowhere, rocking slightly and occasionally murmuring.
MDPV is male, and a total dick head who thinks he's the shit and generally acts like a cunt.
Mephedrone is female, and kinda mischievous. Gets guys into trouble but they never really learn.
Caffeine is a small weedy male. Average in every way...Always the one in a circle of friends that no one actually likes or cares about.
Marijuana is male. Possibly unemployed. Gets on with people but values time spent alone the most.
Cocaine is male, has a 9-5 office job and seeks promotion. Commutes in via train.
Alcohol is male, unemployed, overweight and fraudulently claims disability benefits.
Methoxetamine is female, weirdly attractive yet fundamentally fucked-up, as her various former male/female partners discovered.
DMT is male, locally known as the guy who rides the bus to nowhere, rocking slightly and occasionally murmuring.
MDPV is male, and a total dick head who thinks he's the shit and generally acts like a cunt.
Mephedrone is female, and kinda mischievous. Gets guys into trouble but they never really learn.
Caffeine is a small weedy male. Average in every way...Always the one in a circle of friends that no one actually likes or cares about.