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What drug have you embarrassed yourself the worst on?

One time I had a woman grab my prick after I had taken a handful of adderall.

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How embarrassing.
 
jackie jones said:
One time I had a woman grab my prick after I had taken a handful of adderall.

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How embarrassing.
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Ended up having some shrimp sallad with no mayo?

For me, alcohol takes the throne of embarrassment. Nothing even comes close. Answering random phone calls while tripping when you forgot to turn the bugger off can have some interesting results as well.
 
CaptainKratom said:
I was gonna write "alcohol without a doubt" verbatim... they say great minds think alike ;). Definitely alcohol though, with MDMA taking a close second.
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Yup alcohol is the only drug i have ever gotten retarded enough on to make a arse out of myself. As for MDMA i have never did anything on that that i ended up regretting as it doesn't screw up my head like booze does.

I might have to throw Venlafaxine in here. When i was on Effexor i found out the hard way (in more ways then 1) that getting off was fucking impossible while on Effexor. After about a hour of shagging and still not getting off the oh so nice woman who invited me back to her flat asked me why aren't you getting off? Instead of admitting that i was on anti-depressants i just said i had been doing alot of coke that day. This seemed to work as i just got a lecture about how dangerous Coke was and how bad it was and such and such. Still i was so demasculated by the whole experience that i ended up retreating to my place with a bottle of Whiskey and the worst case of blue balls i have ever had. I never had the balls to call her up again which was stupid looking back on it considering she was the one who had invited me back to her place to start with and had not made a big deal about the whole thing and for some stupid reason even seemed to think it was partly her fault. Yeah cause hot 20 something blondes are such a turn off 8) . That was embarrassing as fuck and scared me off psych meds for years.
 
I got wasted one night and it was the first time hanging out with this guy I'd been talking to. Well.. I was crashing on the couch and I kept drunk texting him hitting on him in French so bad (like seriously some graphic shit and he didn't even speak French, the closest he came was being a French chef) the next morning the look on his face was so terrifying I took off. Never hung out again and I never bothered even following up.
 
Alcohol; wake up in the morning, don't even go on my phone or PC because I am afraid to see reactions. Haha... and some shit happened at parties here and there.

Benzos; well, nothing "embarrassing", rather things I normally wouldn't do and pullin' em off because I don't give a fuck!
 
wezface said:
I got wasted one night and it was the first time hanging out with this guy I'd been talking to. Well.. I was crashing on the couch and I kept drunk texting him hitting on him in French so bad (like seriously some graphic shit and he didn't even speak French, the closest he came was being a French chef) the next morning the look on his face was so terrifying I took off. Never hung out again and I never bothered even following up.
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lmfao.
 
Alcohol- Passing out after prom and my date washing my puke off my face and out of my hair, needless to say I didn't get any action but she did make me breakfast.

Alcohol- My friends little sister put laxative in my drink all night and I shit my pants while she was sitting on my lap. She just told me about a month ago but it happened almost 15 years ago.
I dunno what was worse: showering that shit off, taking my shitty pants home in a garbage bag, washing the pants, or her putting that shit on facebook.

Soma- Actually managing to OD on soma and waking up in the hospital and the speech I got from the doctor. After demanding my pants she finally let me leave because I was disruptive. I told her I had a headache and I wanted either some percocet or to leave.

Soma- Parking the car in the bushes.

Morphine- Passing out at an AA meeting.

Heroin, Cocaine, and Alcohol- Shitting and Puking at the same time, taking a shower to clean myself, passing out on a deflated air mattress cold and wet, damn I felt like shit the next day.

Edibles- Making brownies wayyyy to strong and still being stoned the next day for my meeting with vocational rehab (its like a scholarship to community college). So I was so stoned my case worker asks my mother "Is he special needs or what?". My mother said "He had a late night." So the case worker says "Looks like the party is still going on in his head." I manage to warble out "I can hear yooouuu..." and I pass out. They still payed for my books, gas, and tuition.

DXM- Two weeks into tripping this shit everyday... The College Health Department lets you get two items a day no questions asked. (stuff like, condoms, dxm, chapstick) Well after just getting two bottles of DXM everyday for longer than I realized they started asking questions....

Alcohol Detox- Being in detox at 19 was kinda scary. We had plastic pillows and sheets. They give you condoms at the door and say if you have sex you get kicked out. Some people actually did have sex in the bathroom. (it was male and female) It got really racial in there and some AB guys were really nice and helped me out when this huge black guy tried to pick a fight with me and beat the fuck out him.

Well anyways my father got all macho and bought a shotgun and said I couldn't come back home. Apparently he can threaten to shoot me on the phone but if I make any threats they can have me involuntarily committed. They were nice about it since I was a kid and they just held me an extra day. My father told my mother I decided to stay in a halfway house and refused to let me speak to her so I told him when I got home he had 15 minutes before I cut him. So anyways I still did not have a ride so I hitch-hiked 250 miles or so and walked about 15-20.

Second time in detox a year later I met some of my best hookups for pills after they integrated the psych ward. Every chick who had a crack baby got sent down to the detox floor and most resorted to doctor shopping after that. One of those chicks is doing 15 years for just doctor shopping and the amount of pills she had when she got caught.

Detox Round 4- My shrink made a trip up there to say "I didn't know you were an alcoholic, I am cutting you off you benzo rx." I was at 4mgs klonopin then. That would have required another trip to detox if I had not found a new doctor real fast.

Detox Round 5- Being referred to as a frequent flyer
 
dopemaster said:
Alcohol- My friends little sister put laxative in my drink all night and I shit my pants while she was sitting on my lap. She just told me about a month ago but it happened almost 15 years ago.
I dunno what was worse: showering that shit off, taking my shitty pants home in a garbage bag, washing the pants, or her putting that shit on facebook.
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Hahaha mate that is pure evil
 
4meSM said:
Alcohol xD blacking out at a house party after drinking a dangerous amount of vodka and rum, and then the next thing I remember was walking up on my bed the next day. I'm lucky that i was with a couple of really good friends of mine, i don't even know how they carried me upstairs and shit without alerting my parents. I did some embarrassing things that night like puking everywhere but my house (cause at that point i was already completely unconscious).
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Ok so this is funny to me. Only because it describes exactly an incident that happened many years ago. House party, my friend gets wasted so my other friend and I take her home and somehow managed to get her up a flight of steps, down the hall and into her bed without waking her parents. If I remember correctly (I had maybe 2 drinks in a couple hours or so before this went down) I had help getting her to the car and somehow got some Hulk strength and carried her the rest of the way over my shoulders. Like a scarf.
 
Alcohol, but the stupidest thing I've ever done was during a coke bender. I sold my rims and tiers to get more money for coke and my "logic" was keep the car because I would need it to get to work to make money for more coke. Lol
 
Alcohol - Multiple times, but it's all in good fun.

GHB - Few instances where I tried to take too many doses in too quick succession and ended up passing out.

Marijuana - Hitting a very strong joint(After not smoking for over a year) while pretty drunk = Me unable to function the rest of the night. Pretty much stumbled around like a retarded dinosaur.
 
Lolllll it's never been one drug but massive amounts of combos. Dxm, klonopins, Percocet, alcohol, and then being handed a blnt was the last thing I remember. I was in a psych ward the next day hahaha
 
Or wait, it was extremely embarrassing, very sad, and hilarious at the same time. I was 17 and was taking almost 2,000 mgs of dxm daily for like 4-6 months basically. I went in my school to be tested for my IEP and had done cognitive testing and things of that nature. My results came back that I had an IQ of 80 lmfao. So I confessed that Id been high for months and super high during the testing and was able to retake it and did very well but it was just so sad and hilarious reading that I was basically borderline retarded and everything else it said lollll I didn't go for like a whole year and then got pregnant and went to an alternative hs and did my junior and senior year together and passed with all A's andB's so moral is drugs are bad mmmmmkay?
 
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