^I forget which one ruminants have. I know termites have little guys in them called Trichonympha. Easy to remember because it sounds like nympho tricks. This is in line with my strategy for medical testing:
bones of the wrist: Scaphoid, Lunate, Triquetrum, Pisiform, Trapezium, Trapezoid, Capitate, Hamate:
Slowly Lower Trixie's Panties To The Curly Hairs
cranial nerves: Olfactory, Optic, Oculomotor, Trochlear, Trigeminal, Abducens, Facial, Vestibulocochlear, Glossopharyngeal, Vagus, Accessory, Hypoglossal:
Oh Oh Oh To Touch And Feel Virgin Girls' Vaginas And Hymens
The microwave thing is extremely cool:
To increase the extraction efficiency and improve the recovery of piperine from pepper, further experiments were carried out in the microwave cavity by combining irradiation and extraction steps in a single unit . . . For the second technique, the microwave oven was modified. The modified setup (Figure 1) contained a glass vessel (15 cm height and 2 cm internal diameter) within the oven cavity, with a provision for continuous nitrogen sparging to maintain an inert atmosphere inside the vessel. The gas was sparged into the suspension of the raw material in an organic solvent, and the flow rate was maintained just enough to keep the particles in suspension. No additional hole was bored into the cavity. The holes present in the roof of the cavity and the provision present in the oven for insertion of thermal probe were used to pass the polypropylene tubes to carry the vapors formed from the extraction vessel. The effluent gas was then passed through two liquid-nitrogen traps, outside the oven cavity, to trap any volatile material including the organic solvent vaporized from the extraction vessel during the microwave treatment.
My microwave doesn't have thermometer ports. What I can do is remove the door, punch 2 holes near the top of the pane, punch 2 holes through a similar pane, affix this pane to the interior side of the door (holes down), run the tubing through the holes and reattach the door. This'll keep the radiation inside the microwave.
I don't fancy using liquid nitrogen though.