damn, i wouldn close this cuz its a perfectly fine thread. its jus funny tho, becuz we all know the signs so well that its almost pointless for us to be talkin about em, but its all good.
Anyways, with opiates I use to think I was a real smooth operator, but as i would get more and more fucked up and not give a shit, I was jus sloppy and didnt give a fuck. I didnt realize it but my peoples would awlays tell me that I did this thing when i was noddin, that id straight nod out in the middle of my sentence. and then pick up right where i left off at when i woke up, sometimes like a hour later, liek i didnt even realize I had been out.
also i would always say funny shit that maybe didnt make all that much sense when i was nodden real hard. I would always have some funny smart-ass shit to say to folks that was messin with me when i got my nod on. Always be cussin people out to leave me aloine and let me get my nodd on and folks barely understand my ass cuz im so out of it and barely even mumblin....and another one , was that I would be totally nodded the fuck out but somehow I would still be followin the conversation folks was havin...So out of nowhere my nodded-out ass would just join in the convo and say some shti and then nod right back out again. Everbody use to always laught at me for that becuz Id be out cold , people talkin about somethin or other, lets say a broad that my boy knew and she asked him for advice but she didnt listen, and he tellin everybody wat happened and how she got fucked up cuz she didnt pay attention to the shit he told her, and I woulda been out for a half hour not talkin and then all a sudden outta nowhere Id just say some shit like "Yea, you right, that bitch shoulda listened to you!" and everybody wuold crack up like, is this bitch for real? How the hell did she even know wtf we talkin about? and by that time id already be noddin again...haha.....
I remember one time my boy was messin wit me cuz i was straight faddeedddd....booted mad dope that night....and I was sittn on the couch with my head leaned all the way back, u know the kind of position that when u wake up, that shit HURT like a bitch...
And my boy said yo u better watch out, u gonna fuck ur self up if u dont move up out that position....and he didnt even think i heard him cuz i hadnt been payin no mind to them when they had been tryna wake me....But I guess I woke up when he said that, cuz I just kinda sat up real quick with my eyes still closed, and said, "ITS WORTH THE NECKHURT!!" and went back to my nodd. LOL....
That kinda talkin would only ever happen when I was faded good on dope. thats a dead give away.
Also of course burnin your self with cigarettes all over the damn place is a good one. You see somebody whose clothes looks like swiss cheese, you got a good chance they a junkie too.