SquidInSunglasses
Bluelighter
My bread has gone moldy so I had a spoonful of nutella instead of putting it on toast. This was a good decision.
I am having pizza, oxycodone and a glass of wine. All 3 food groups covered.
Pizza is very rock and roll. It can be eaten hot when you are on the piss and getting wasted and cold in the morning when your hung over and coming down. Very versatile the humble pizza. Also you can order it when supremely fucked up and it just appears at your door. Pizza is fucking totally rock and roll.I'm trying to work out how that lines up to the holy trinity of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Obviously the oxy is drugs, and wine is closely related to sex, but is pizza really rock and roll? (The alternative is pizza is sex, and I'm not sure I want to find out where that leads).
Pizza is very rock and roll. It can be eaten hot when you are on the piss and getting wasted and cold in the morning when your hung over and coming down. Very versatile the humble pizza. Also you can order it when supremely fucked up and it just appears at your door. Pizza is fucking totally rock and roll.
The alternative is pizza is sex, and I'm not sure I want to find out where that leads.
Probably straight to a naked and caped FUBAR
Pizza is very rock and roll. It can be eaten hot when you are on the piss and getting wasted and cold in the morning when your hung over and coming down. Very versatile the humble pizza. Also you can order it when supremely fucked up and it just appears at your door. Pizza is fucking totally rock and roll.
Based on your dreams you only need the oxy for that.
My bread has gone moldy so I had a spoonful of nutella instead of putting it on toast. This was a good decision.
Nutella use can spiral pretty quickly once you start doin that
Listen to Snolls, she speaks sense.
I know in the beginning it seems inconsequential, just a spoonful every now and then. But once you get a taste of the chocolate euphoria it's game over - your tolerance climbs quickly until you're IVing Nesquick powder and chasing hazelnuts off foil the second you wake up.
It's a dark road, one I wish I'd never started on.
Turn back while you still can.
I got in trouble for filling the Confess your drug sins thread in Drug Culture full of cheese addiction jokes. This is why i like EADD![]()
It started out small but by the end of it I had people signing up to Dairy Anonymous. I got a few emails from people cracking up but a couple of people whinged so I stopped. Then i made a comment on pickled fish in another thread and upset people again. I think i will keep my jokes to EADD. Who would have thought drug lovers would be so fucking serious?It's a gouda time while it lasts but you'll brie sorry in the morning.