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What are you munching on? v. Put it in a bowl of milk and microwave it

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Nothing. We've been taking drugs and have no food in the house. Tomorrow is Easter Sunday and all (both the) shops are shut so technically Christianity is responsible for our starvation, not salvation.

I'm going to have to steal a lamb.

Mull of Kintyre cheddar gone. All gone she tells me.

Sends us some foods yeah?
 
^I didn't manage to finish all 100andfucking50 grams of them haggis crisps, is bank holiday, if i catcvh the post tues you might get them weds mate?

Think your stealing a lamb idea is more viable.
 
Christians and you MM. Stale Haggis (? GTFO) crisps by wednesday? After the damage that's been done?

A lamb would actually be piss easy. They're at the end of my garden. Wouldn't know what the fuck to do with the oily bastards though.

Pub I reckon. (Me, not the lamb. I know the internet can be confusing).
 
A lamb fell in our pond once. Not at all relevant but thought I'd share ;)

Pizza with feta and olives and peppers, was good. Half an Easter egg too. Feeling greedy now.
 
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Yes, its 4 in the mornin n im munchin on a block of swiss cheese cuz its so fuckin good.

Ps yeh, i got the bottle of mustard too
 
i've never killed a lamb, got a big leg of lamb for dinner today, but first we going for fambily pints at the pub at lunchtime as a friend plays double bass in a jazz/swing combo and they doing a little gig for easter....
 
Gran has made me a beast of a chocolate cake.... might have to go against all my healthy eating and ruin this fucker
 
Mailmonkey said:
i've never killed a lamb, got a big leg of lamb for dinner today,
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So where's my invite? Oh no, 'have a nearly finished packet of porridge crisps by wednesday SHM'. Some friend.

We found 3 rashers of bacon (amazingly not off) and 2 eggs. And 4 oranges. Breakfast!

I know you were all concerned.
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
So where's my invite? Oh no, 'have a nearly finished packet of porridge crisps by wednesday SHM'. Some friend.

We found 3 rashers of bacon (amazingly not off) and 2 eggs. And 4 oranges. Breakfast!

I know you were all concerned.
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Well I did wonder...thinking surely they have something in the cupboard / freezer. Doesn't everyone keep a larder? probably not with food it is a drug board after all.

I made cream of cauliflower and stilton soup. it's rich and pungent yum
 
kate said:
Well I did wonder...thinking surely they have something in the cupboard / freezer. Doesn't everyone keep a larder? probably not with food it is a drug board after all.
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Just been away for a week, straight back to drugs, plus we're really rubbish at shopping anyway. I don't like food that much and Ms SHM is basically a lazy sod.

We'll pay you to come and be our housemaid or whatever it is you call them. Slave. That's it.

(Ps Thx for the concern. ;) )
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
We'll pay you to come and be our housemaid or whatever it is you call them. Slave. That's it.
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Now you're talking ;) though I only do bedroom slave duties :D

I'll need to bring mr kate just in case i get out of control...he knows how to tame me.
 
kate said:
I'll need to bring mr kate just in case i get out of control...he knows how to tame me.
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Cool, we can tie him on a leash in the corner. This is how I imagine your normal home life anyway. :)

Or, in respect to Mr F, I think we should keep 300 miles between us. :)

Back to food you lot, come on.
 
pondering if i can be arsed to get up and grab a few oranges from the fridge, theres some pasta in there too, might cook that up later on
 
Just had a fry up cooked for me, was good, feeling abit better now, still feel like crawling bk into bed
 
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