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What are you muching on? v. You fat fuck

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The places signed up for Just Eat don't deliver to me. Pricks. If I was to walk for 5 minutes they'd deliver to there. It's weird.

I'm going to have to trek down the street in the rain, brilliant. I'm fucking skinto an all. Giro day the mora, gonna buy all sorts of scran & be like "Fuck yo fridge nigga!" (interpretation of a Dave Chappelle sketch, not me being racist)
 
parttime crackhead said:
Oh aye, I'm a fucking moron. Absolute memory blank there haha. Same thing happened last night but I phoned a chippy, I forgot I phoned the chippy out of necessity rather than just because I wanted a fish supper.

Still though. Fuck cunts. It's pishing with rain & I've no cash on me to phone a delivery.

Why the fuck did I get out my bed (twice actually) to sign for other people's deliveries today? Well, I know why, because I must have fucking dementia or something & had forgot about the previous night. For the rest of the week I'm opening aawwww the deliveries that turn up & keeping anything good.
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no need to thank me ;p

eh, what was the history of it anyways?

parttime crackhead said:
I forgot I phoned the chippy out of necessity rather than just because I wanted a fish supper.
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and sausage, let's not forget the sausage!
 
Has anyone had a PM from Ceres yet with a photo of his mate's bird's tits?

I'd forgotten about this, I don't know how.
 
This is some bullshit.

First off, I know I shouldn't be expecting my mum to make my dinner for me. I know this. But when she's making dinner for her & my step-dad anyway, I do expect it. Seems I'm out of order for thinking that now. So dinner has been made for everyone in the house & eaten by everyone in the house, but not me. Get to fuck.

Not even been informed of this. Just sitting here thinking that it's getting a bit late for dinner considering I could smell food ages ago. Turns out cunts have had dinner but just dingyed me. Fuck sake.

After me getting dragged out my bed at 8am to get a delivery that wasn't for me (Again, I know, hardly a chore, but next time the fucking doorbell can ring away & I'll stay in bed if I'm not expecting anything).

Even if some cunt had said "Deal with your own dinner tonight" I wouldn't be bothered, but to just fucking act like I'm not here.
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Ha ha the toys are out the pram. The big man never got fed and he's not happy. :D

Seeing as you got banned from the fridge I'm guessing you've been stuffing your face too much and eating everything? I need to be careful about doing that because I'm here all day and when I'm in the mood I can eat like fuck. I usually get off with it because I cook most nights and often buy stuff for the house that anyone can eat when I'm at the shops anyway. Sometimes though I get moaned at because all the crisps are gone in 2 days and no cunt got any apart from me, ooops!

Maybe try cooking some nights or buying some shit at the shops now and again, probably start getting fed again.
 
I asked on here a few weeks back if BKs chips had changed, I rarely go so thought I was imagining they used to be thin and crispy. I don't like the new ones much.

My dinner earlier was fucking epic btw, chicken wrapped in prosciutto ham stuffed with black pudding with potato and black pudding mash, sweetcorn and the creamy whisky sauce on top. Best dinner in months. Mailmonkey if you like food and you've never tried this then you have to ASAP, it's delicious.
 
Mugz said:
Just finished a double whopper meal!! :D tasty, burger king have got new chips too, thicker and tastier, I prefer them to the old thin chips that they used to have.
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You're a fucking gourmet.

TheSpade said:
My dinner earlier was fucking epic btw, chicken wrapped in prosciutto ham stuffed with black pudding with potato and black pudding mash, sweetcorn and the creamy whisky sauce on top. Best dinner in months. Mailmonkey if you like food and you've never tried this then you have to ASAP, it's delicious.
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sounds fucking excellent to be honest, I've not heard of it, you just use chicken breasts yeah? Not sure about the sweetcorn.

Also like the idea of stuffing the chicken with haggis, as you mentioned earlier.

I'll try one of them.

Mugz said:
Thought you were cooking something else tonight spade??? something with diced meat that MM wanted you to dice some more?
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Thats chilli, tomorrow.
 
TheSpade said:
Ha ha the toys are out the pram. The big man never got fed and he's not happy. :D

Seeing as you got banned from the fridge I'm guessing you've been stuffing your face too much and eating everything? I need to be careful about doing that because I'm here all day and when I'm in the mood I can eat like fuck. I usually get off with it because I cook most nights and often buy stuff for the house that anyone can eat when I'm at the shops anyway. Sometimes though I get moaned at because all the crisps are gone in 2 days and no cunt got any apart from me, ooops!

Maybe try cooking some nights or buying some shit at the shops now and again, probably start getting fed again.
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I've been fed. Went a walk & bought a chicken tikka kebab. Fuck dinner.
 
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