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What Are You Drinking? v. The Milk Of Human Kindness

God, I was drunk last night with the work folk. Oh dear. I left the pub at a reasonable time, but I opened my mouth a bit too much regarding really personal stuff that I now wish I hadn't.

I now have two options, pretend it didn't happen, or try and invent a time machine before the 4th of January. I'm still a tad unsure of what option to take.
 
Can you not try the ' I had taken a few pain meds before coming out' and just blame the combination of drug / alcohol for your inventiveness ? Safest bet is to just say 'I have no idea what I was talking about the other night, not sure where half f it was coming from' - it can be pretty bad when you have little memory of the night or you know you have messed up.

I'm drinking spicy tea with honey :)

Bear
 
MUSHET said:
One guy pulled a bag of cociane out (yes, fuck knows how much was in this thing), quite good stuff as well. I had my own with me which I don't think was as good as his, I offered him some but he refused. I could blame that I suppose, just tell everyone that I was lying about everything and that coke turns me into a compulsive liar. They might think I'm a weirdo after that for the rest of my life, I suppose I need to decided what I would rather - a lying weirdo or them knowing personal stuff.
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Time to get another job mate ;)

Seriously, I know all too well how some things are never forgotten...
 
A career change might be good actually, I've always fancied becoming gigolo, sounds like a lot of fun.
 
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Come on F.U.B.A.R. tell us all about it :p

Are you a good looking boy MUSHET? Could you specialise in "niche" services lol?


That's why I never go drinking with the bigger work group, only smaller groups of closer mates. I wouldn't worry about it,I'm sure the others were just as bad, especially if bags of coke were on the go.



I've nearly tanned a bottle of Tempranillo wine, very tasty and a must while cooking 8)
 
koneko said:
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Come on F.U.B.A.R. tell us all about it :p

Are you a good looking boy MUSHET? Could you specialise in "niche" services lol?


That's why I never go drinking with the bigger work group, only smaller groups of closer mates. I wouldn't worry about it,I'm sure the others were just as bad, especially if bags of coke were on the go.



I've nearly tanned a bottle of Tempranillo wine, very tasty and a must while cooking 8)
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Heh, when I was in the midst of a 3fpm binge a few months ago I was seriously thinking about setting up a business in clitty licking! I was going to call it 'Lip Service'. Oh aye, I had the business cards all worked out as well, something along the lines of 'oral assistance for the discerning businesswoman. Call Lip Service on xxxxxxxxx.' I was going to leave them in hotels while on my travels - in my minds eye I pictured loads of sexy secretaries in bursting blouses and short black skirts, all lining up for a munch. Then I came down and reality hit...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Heh, when I was in the midst of a 3fpm binge a few months ago I was seriously thinking about setting up a business in clitty licking! I was going to call it 'Lip Service'. Oh aye, I had the business cards all worked out as well, something along the lines of 'oral assistance for the discerning businesswoman. Call Lip Service on xxxxxxxxx.' I was going to leave them in hotels while on my travels - in my minds eye I pictured loads of sexy secretaries in bursting blouses and short black skirts, all lining up for a munch. Then I came down and reality hit...
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Haha, I'm sure your services would have been exemplary Fu - you could of got your wife to give a customer testimonial 8)

I'd like to have seen that business card :D Sure there would have been plenty of sad suited blokes up for a bit of rimming and perineum attention if you'd diversified ;)

Your some boy %)

For an old dude :p<3
 
koneko said:
Haha, I'm sure your services would have been exemplary Fu - you could of got your wife to give a customer testimonial 8)

I'd like to have seen that business card :D Sure there would have been plenty of sad suited blokes up for a bit of rimming and perineum attention if you'd diversified ;)

Your some boy %)

For an old dude :p<3
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Actually, it was the wife's glowing reports that gave me the idea :)

However, this was in the 'honeymoon phase' of 3fpm. Now it would probably be something like ; 'what the fuck do you want you mingebag? I'm trying to have a fuckin toot here...'
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Actually, it was the wife's glowing reports that gave me the idea :)

However, this was in the 'honeymoon phase' of 3fpm. Now it would probably be something like ; 'what the fuck do you want you mingebag? I'm trying to have a fuckin toot here...'
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I'm sure she did! After all she was getting it for free and already had trained, tried and tested you to her "taste" satisfaction..snigger.

I can just imagine some of the awful boring bastards business suits I have to work with going - what to fuck 8( Concierge never mentioned this tooting business %)

Think of the extra money you could of made giving them a try!


ps: not that I'd ever endorse cash changing hands for drug transactions, even for desperate suits. Licking n' munchin' all the way eh
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Oh it is ;) (actually, imagine the fuckin munters you'd have to try and get it 'up' for? Doesn't bear thinking about)


Anyway, nearly done with this bottle of vodka...
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Yeah, but I'd charge high prices, hopefully the munters that have the cash to spend on sexual services will have already had extensive plastic surgery done making them less munterish.

koneko said:
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Come on F.U.B.A.R. tell us all about it :p

Are you a good looking boy MUSHET? Could you specialise in "niche" services lol?


That's why I never go drinking with the bigger work group, only smaller groups of closer mates. I wouldn't worry about it,I'm sure the others were just as bad, especially if bags of coke were on the go.



I've nearly tanned a bottle of Tempranillo wine, very tasty and a must while cooking 8)
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Good looking boy, I dunno - I'm no Brad Pitt, but I'm not the dude from The Pogues either.
 
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