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What are the dumbest ways that you tried to hide your drug habit?

I walked in the house once after smoking a fat bowl, and I didn't realize my dad was still up and in the living room. I ended up burping a huge cloud of smoke into the fridge and closing the door really quickly so he wouldn't smell it... he probably opened the fridge later and got a dutch oven of skunk =D
 
When I was an addict I scored drugs off a guy and some under-covers saw "an exchange", their exact words. I told them it was a piece of gum. Luckily I was chewing gum so they had no "reasonable suspicion" or "reasonable grounds" to search me. Suckerzzzz
 
Euphio said:
I walked in the house once after smoking a fat bowl, and I didn't realize my dad was still up and in the living room. I ended up burping a huge cloud of smoke into the fridge and closing the door really quickly so he wouldn't smell it... he probably opened the fridge later and got a dutch oven of skunk =D
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ha, when i was in highschool my gpa died so shortly after we moved my gma out to tx from fl to live with us, this also happened yo be when i had recently gotten my 1st bong (acrylic) and i have no idea why but i would always load a bowl n grab a water bottle n head to the garage to smoke.when i would finsih i would always empty the bong back into the water bottle n stash the bong,

well one time my dad goes n grabs a bottle of water outta the fridge, takes a sip n then yells for me to come out to the kitchen, i do and he hands me the bottle n says "taste that", i grab the bottle knowing he had gotten a bong water bottle and i sniff and sip it n say "it tastes kinda smokey" n he replies "it tastes like bong water" to that i responded " i dunno what bong water tastes like but i dunno why ozarka would have bong water in their product" he didnt seem to believe me but he also didnt ask any further questions

i know it had to have been gma to be the only one cheap enough to not throw out a less then half full water bottle n put it back in the fridge

always funny to look back n think i made my dad drink bong water :)
 
My uncle came into my room right after I smoked weed (not a habit, but whatever), and asked what is it that he's smelling. I said it's nothing, he kept pushing that he's smelling something, and said it's tobacco (he's a smoker). Asked me if I smoke tobacco, yes I do. He asked what kind of tobacco I'm smoking.

"Green."
 
The multiple times I tried to hide my weed use from my parents when I was 14. You know, coming home looking BAKED AS FUCK - even with the visine. Like you all know, when ur ripped off ur face, and ur parents have used drugs, they know. They just know. But yea I didn't get in THAT much trouble.


The worst was when I was in my meth stage. And I'd stay up for days. And I'd think I'm being "slick" so they didnt know. However in my fucked up state I BARELY left my room - which was weird cuz I'm a smoker. They notice when I don't have a smoke all day. On top of that, I would barely eat. I dont know what the fuck was going through my head but I thought I was playing it off. Meanwhile they are looking at me like "what the fuck is up with our son he's a sketchbag."

Live and learn I guess.
 
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