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What are the dumbest ways that you tried to hide your drug habit?

Justamith2

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One of mine is that, when I first tried pot, I walked home, and tried to hide my scent by spraying two full bottles of axe on my hands and chest ^.^
 
I stopped smoking bowls of pot in my room because it was so obvious (even with the window open, etc.). For a while my landlords (parents) let me smoke in the garage but eventually decided that wasn't kosher either. Now what I do is pretend I'm smoking a cigarette on the side of the house when in fact it's a spliff each time. I love spliffs so whatever. My family knows I still smoke pot, they just don't know when I do it anymore, and now I'm addicted to another substance. Whee. Pretty stupid.
 
Hahaha when i was living on campus i got caught using heroin and said it was prescribed to me...I got the choice of leaving or getting evicted. Whoops
 
For weed I use to spray massive amounts of perfume on me... I even remember being at the mall after smoking and my friends and I went into victoria secrets... I was all up on using those try mes, lmao. Or I would just walk for awhile, until I thought the smell was gone... now my mom doesn't even care if I smoke.

For mdma I just remember dancing in the hallway trying to avoid eye contact... my mom just thought I was still hyped from the rave and then I would run to my room and just crash... even though I couldn't sleep right away because my jaw was still going bizurk. Other drugs like lsd, k ect... I just did my thing. Same goes for opiates... I do run the water when I have to throw up on heroin though.

And when my friend and I use to robotrip and walk around the city... if a cop was sitting parked somewhere we would start dancing. Lol I came up with it because we couldn't walk straight. We had our arms intertwined and I toldy friend start singing... so we would sing and like kind of dance while singing... and so that allowed us to not get questioned.

I'll probably remember others to post another time..
 
No. I walked into my house, I didn't even think to put in eye drops, and then I got caught by my mom, and she took my door to my room and sold my BMW car. I was 15 at the time. I'm not like rich, it was a 1990 we picked up for less than 2 grand, but I still liked it :/
 
Another one of mine is that I took 30mg of hydrocodone, and not realizing that my parents were still home, I went out of my room, and tried to act as if I got two hours of sleep that night. While watching tv with my who decided to stay home, I laughed at everything. I don't know how she didn't realize.
 
Never really tried to hide it to extreme lengths such as a bunch of cologne, but I wasnt making it too obvious either. I always had eye drops and gum when weed was involved, and always made sure to wash my hands before going home. My mom eventually figured it out, she couldnt do much anyway considering she was a full blown addict. If I did drugs at home, which was somewhat often, it was when she was out or asleep. Came home on various psychedelics many times. At times she would ask if I was "okay" and I would stay casual. I acted normally if I was on drugs at home, or came home on drugs. Had normal conversations, grabbed food just like I always would, nothing was out of the ordinary except for the fact if my pupils were big haha.


The money spending factor was covered up by, "we went to go grab a bite to eat" or "we went to a friends house out of town, so I threw the driver a few bucks for gas".
 
Coughing when sparking a lighter to smoke crystal in the room next to someone
 
Coughing when sparking a lighter to smoke crystal in the room next to someone

Lol that or getting up or sitting down on the bed all akwardly loud..parents had to wonder why we'd stand up and sit down some 20 times in a two hour period..
 
you guys that trip on the lighter noise never just light a candle then hold down the gas next to the flame when you need to use it?
 
The first time I ever did shrooms, I took an 8th and I was peaking hard as fuck when I left my room to get some water. My mom noticed there was something wrong with me (I couldn't walk in a straight line) and I just told her I had a bad headache and she bought it. As for weed, I've come home smelling dank as hell many times and my dad would ask me "why do you smell like pot?", I'd just look him dead in the eye and say "I don't smell like anything." and walk straight up to my room. He obviously knew what was up, but he ignored it.
 
I never went to extremes to hide it. I would lock myself in my room or in the cellar while I tripped a lot during the first year but I told my mom that I tripped sometimes - mainly because my first trip reversed my depression immediately and I stopped being a mean, cruel asshole overnight. She did not know why I suddenly changed and I later told her about it and she was happy for me because I had been extremely depressed and suicidal for years and had treated everyone including her extremely horribly for three years at that point. I had psychotic depression most of that three years and was extremely full of rage, anger, and hate. Every little thing would make me explode or retreat to my room to inflict damage on my body through injury or poisoning(mostly with insecticides). That first trip likely saved my life - kind of ironic since I did it because I wanted to have a really bad trip that would push me to suicide(I wanted to die but did not have the strength or willpower to go through with it, so I thought that would make it easier).

I did have a really bad trip but as it was coming closer to an end, the most amazing peace and serenity came over me.
 
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