Johnny's version is G-rated, but don't read mine if your sick!
Yeah, I taught the beef and potatoes how to FRY, FRY, FRY
But before I eat, you know I'll smoke and get HIGH, lord i'll get high,
Don't you know by the time i'm done it'll be (bum bum bum bumb country climb up bass-line) too late to try,
Lord I'll just be shittin' on the pot until I die!
Fucked up my flow a little latter in the verse (no pun!) but man, if it gets any better than this, man i'd punch Jerry Garcia in the glasses, just so he'd punch min