Well hung

Ok. That's it. You would not believe the number of jerks that merely upon seeing a picture of my face, on this certain website, let's just say if I had a nickel for every dude that sent me an email out of the blue with simply, "I"m well hung, 6'4" bla blah, let's fuck," or some other lovely variation of above sentiment. Almost every damn one of them claiming to be "WELL HUNG." Usually, I block the person & thats that, but if I happen to be under the influence, I might occasionally waste my time telling them exactly the kind of visual I get. I created this picture from a history book, then added my literary genius, haha. I then explain to these dudes, that THIS is exactly the visual I get each and every time some stranger insists upon telling me his dick size before even saying "hi," if they even bother with "hi" at all! See pic below as only Aunt TJ can.
 
I didn't understand what 'well hung' meant until well into my 20s. Always seemed like an odd expression to me.
 
I think the 1st time i heard that phrase, was
"he's hung like a horse" in 9th grade from
my best friend at the time, Tami--the only
gîrl that i knew who was openly as hormo-
nally revd up an preoccupied with sex 24/7
& equally fascinated w male anatomy lol. I
practically lost it hearin "he's hung like a
hamster." still funny as fuck 2 me. The good
old days of the 80's haha
 
Isn't there a band or something called 'Hung Like Fish'? A delicious self-deprecating double-entendre, once I figured out what 'hung' meant.
 
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