Welcome to NA&SA Social's First Friday Thread!!!

^ For some, that's a day in and of itself and you're way ahead of schedule.


I'm going turtle-supply shopping today--you're coming home Kenny!
 
Hehe.

I'm guessing you had a broken tank, and now need an unbroken one, so you had to have it stay a friend's house that DID have a tank, and now you have the means to provide a comfortable environment for the turtle, so you're getting it back?
 
^Eh, it's cool. In NAS it appears we stick with one thread.

But rather than throwing up on people, you should trow up on rich people's cars.
 
^You should actually call it now. It hasn't heard from you in days and misses you.
 
It's Friday mo'fos!

I've decided to forgo the usual night on the town. I'll be staying in with the missus and having wild Animalistic sex feuled by Valium and Vodka until Sunday evening. I just have to make it through work first. :\
 
I've had the worst week of the year so far. Death in the family, assorted other family issues, check got fucked up at work so I had to wait an extra 2 weeks to get paid (Which is AFTER this weekend! motherfucker!).

I'm going to drink until I can't feel feelings. I had US$2 to accomplish this... well, $2 and some change.

it seems a bum rifled through my car looking for money and drugs and took my change though (you fucker!) and some a bottle of caffeine capsules. I was pretty pissed about this at first. Then I realized, well, I shouldn't have left the back door unlocked. I got used to how nice everyone here is, they mind their own business for the most part.

Then I realized that (imagine a cartoon blacklight appearing over my head), ohhhhh yeeeaahhh, those weren't caffeine pills, they had been emptied and filled with crushed smarties with DOC on them. Good luck with that one, asshole! Say hi to the entities for me. (and no I'm not retarded, its discreetly labeled in code that I'd recognize, nobody is ever in my car.. and when they are they don't rifle through my daypack, I just forgot about it from sitting there so long)

What is weird, is that there were 2 large USB/Firewire hard drives under some newspapers that hard been overturned (so they had clearly been seen). Those were left. A nice Benchmade ruckus was lying in the console... even pawning it on the quick should have fetched well over $100 worst possible case if they knew anything about knives. The catalog with retail price was right next to it. There was some camping gear worth taking I guess, but not worth a whole lot.

But no, he leaves everything of value and tries to take the worn-out spare tire bolted onto the back wall. wtf? He took my windshield ice scraper from some give away at a hospital or something.. I think it was an Allegra advertisement. It didn't even scrape ice for shit. Also, it is like 89F outside (again, wtf?).

Where was I?

$2. Yes. A challenge! I'm going to make it happen though.
 
challenge accepted:

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