^Word!
Probably the weirdest place I've snorted any drug would be in school, in class like it was nobody's fucking business. I can remember several instances for each year that I was in high school (10th, 11th, 12th). I am still amazed at my good fortune in getting all the way through and not getting caught. One time during a major coke binge I carried a gram already snort ready with me in an Altoids gum tin, and just bumped it off of a guitar pick all damn day.
Some fucker saw me and relayed their observations to their parents, who decided that the assistant principal might like to know. So next day I get called up to the office (knowing I was caught) for an explanation as to why in the world I might be seen snorting a white powder in class. Talk about an uncomfortable conversation, no matter what I told the AP, we both knew what had actually been going on. But I stuck with my bullshit story, (childish dare involving the insufflation of crushed altoids) and it lined up more or less with the story that my friend and fellow defendant had crafted. After a very thorough search of our person, belongings, and lockers yielded no evidence of illegal activity, our parents were called and no disciplinary action was taken.
Gotta love the cultural bias for upper middle class whites

My behavior then could be considered representative of that of the majority of the upper middle class-upper class white males that comprised the major social group in my high school. I don't think that any one other social group could get away with as much shit as we did in high school, probably because that particular public school had much more private funding by the parents of said offenders.
*best Pauly Shore impression* "Middle America! Ow!"
I once walked into class over 10 minutes late after railing 8 miggies of hydromorphone in the bathroom, all the seats were taken so I just stared at everyone through pinpoint pupils, wondering what to do. I had to sit in the teacher's big exec chair in front of the class, slowly spinning, laughing at the irony of the situation.
...And my god, I am so "cunted" right now.