Oh, but you're missing SO MANY... for instance -
1) Talk about all the things that could be done, but no one would ever do with marijuana if it were legal, such as: make paper, make a low-cost and polution free fuel for cars, make cloth, etc...
2) Talk about the billion reasons why marijuana should be legal, and cite made-up statistics such that "you would have to smoke 7.4 pounds of marijuana in 43 seconds to die"..
3) Talk about how marijuana is not only NOT bad for you, but its GOOD FOR YOU... it improves your eyesight (because like, they use it for glaucoma), makes you burn fat better (it gives you the munchies, and we all know thats because you burned so much fat you needs more), makes you a better basketball player (all black people smoke weed), and like, it can't be dangerous like heroin, because its WEED MAN, its ALL NATURAL!
4) Listen to Phish or Nirvana, because "kurt had it all figgured out" ..
5) Watch TV then discuss the million reasons why 'Scooby Doo' was actually a show about marijuana, if you're extra skilled you can find things in EVERY CARTOON that are subtle refrences to marijuana..
6) Make bowls out of various household items, have contests and award points for various catagories, some ideas -
*) Bowl that hits the best
*) Looks the best
*) Most creative
And everyones favorite -
Show off your new 7 chamber 4 foot bong that you had to work 9 months for at Burger King.. give it a name, a female name..
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