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Bluelighter
how good would an honesty day be??
especially those who work in retail or customer service..
a day where we are allowed to say whatever we want... with no reprimand... everyone is fair game... all for one day...
just imagine...
clothing store attendant " yes, your bum does look big in that... perhaps you should resign youself to the fact that you are not as thin as you think you are.."
"no, we don't have that in your size.. we are a clothing store, not a tent store.."
call centre operator "i'm sorry sir, i understand you have been waitng for 10 minutes, but so has everyone else so just shut the fuck up and get on with business"
"just a minute sir, i'll transfer you to pizza hut.. they might give a shit about your problem..."
"why do you want to speak to my supervisor? they dont give a shit about you either..."
retail store attendant i'm sorry sir, we are out of stock.. maybe if you wern't so stupid as to wait untill christmas eve to go shopping...
or even just for the annoying girlfriend....
"i'm sorry, i stopped listening after your first 500 words"
"yes, i do think she's hotter than you..."
"no, i'm not going to call you..."
"you were good.. but i've had better.."
anyhow.. enuff of my rambling.. who's in favour of declaring an honesty day??
especially those who work in retail or customer service..
a day where we are allowed to say whatever we want... with no reprimand... everyone is fair game... all for one day...
just imagine...
clothing store attendant " yes, your bum does look big in that... perhaps you should resign youself to the fact that you are not as thin as you think you are.."
"no, we don't have that in your size.. we are a clothing store, not a tent store.."
call centre operator "i'm sorry sir, i understand you have been waitng for 10 minutes, but so has everyone else so just shut the fuck up and get on with business"
"just a minute sir, i'll transfer you to pizza hut.. they might give a shit about your problem..."
"why do you want to speak to my supervisor? they dont give a shit about you either..."
retail store attendant i'm sorry sir, we are out of stock.. maybe if you wern't so stupid as to wait untill christmas eve to go shopping...
or even just for the annoying girlfriend....
"i'm sorry, i stopped listening after your first 500 words"
"yes, i do think she's hotter than you..."
"no, i'm not going to call you..."
"you were good.. but i've had better.."
anyhow.. enuff of my rambling.. who's in favour of declaring an honesty day??