OzchiC
Bluelighter
Found this on overdrive.com.au heeheehee
What is the most powerful word in the English Dictionary.
Well, why not.......Shit.....
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you van get your shit together, find a place for your shit.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola (Australian slang for good things)
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit, or find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit, some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, some people always look like shit the morning after.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle..
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
when you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of all creation. And remember, once you know your shit you don't need to know anything else.
You could pass this along - if you give a shit.
ciao
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In a time of ancient gods, warlords and kings... a land in turmoil cried out fo a hero.... she was xena- a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle.
The power, the passion, the danger ..... her courage would change the world.
What is the most powerful word in the English Dictionary.
Well, why not.......Shit.....
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you van get your shit together, find a place for your shit.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola (Australian slang for good things)
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit, or find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit, some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, some people always look like shit the morning after.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle..
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
when you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of all creation. And remember, once you know your shit you don't need to know anything else.
You could pass this along - if you give a shit.
ciao
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In a time of ancient gods, warlords and kings... a land in turmoil cried out fo a hero.... she was xena- a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle.
The power, the passion, the danger ..... her courage would change the world.
