Wanna share your stories of pipes that died?

[420fairy]

Yesterday when I was on E I broke lifted up a shirt and my pipe rolled out and broke into tiny pieces, Ren.

It was so sad. Also for Christmas my sister bought me a pipe todd and the blasted pigs took him. Please share your stories of losing a pipe.
~*pEaCe*~

 

[Ringpop]

OH MAN
coolest pipe i had ever owned, it was the curliest, thinnest pipe i had ever owned and it hit SO HARD! I thought the day would never come that we would have to say goodbye!
Anyway, back in the old high school days my friends and i did DECA because we always got to go on these crazy trips and wed stock our bags full of pot and alcohol or whatever, so anyway, we were smoking in the shower, you know with the steam and everything, thinking the teachers wouldnt be able to know....... and it was getting awfully hot in there and somehow, maybe it was because of the heat, while i was smoking the pipe spontaneoulsy shattered into a hundred little pieces. It was disatrous. I had these funny little cuts all over my hands and face from where the glass hit me, and the most exciting part was trying to come up with a reason to tell my teachers why i had these cuts while i was all stoned. It was a classic moment.
Then there was this other time in high school that my mom threatened to break my pipe but i found it in her closet........
haha

 

[Dr. Quack]

NEVER get attached to glass......

 

[Ronald]

I had this black wooden pipe that came from somewhere & I became quite fond of the way the resin would soak into the cap. My friend said it was the best pipe in the world despite it being of no material value. I was quite chuffed he said that considering that he was the chief cannabis smoker in the area & got some pretty rare hash on occassions. People frequently smoked out of it & it was not unusual for a quarter to be smoked in it in one evening.. Obviously all this smoking meant that the actual pipe bit that the cap screws into would get clogged with tar. Normally this would have been resolved with the use of a pipe cleaner but on this occassion I could'nt find any. Looking about the house frantically for something thin like a dope who needed his hit I chose the matches. I seemed to think that if I pushed them through one at a time eventually all the tar would be out and I could use an unfolded large paper clip to get all the spent matches out. Unfortunately it did'nt quite work like this.. The matches got stuck so I thought that I'd better jam a screw driver up instead. Nothing gave so I just thought push harder, use more force! Then something gave but it wasn't the matches; the pipe was ruined beyond repair! Now I have a £30 credit card pipe but things just aint quite the same anymore..

 

[Dynamic_Coins]

LOL @ Dr. Quack;
Disturbingly random thread, my piece passed on like 10 days ago, after being in service for a wonderful potfilled year. May he rest in pieces.

 

[amaryllis]

I don't wanna get off on a rant here, but I'm thinking you'd get much better responses to this over in Social...but that's just my opinion, I could be wrong (with apologies to Dennis Miller).
~amary

 

[Urbal]

I had a really nice glass piece that I bought from some guy @ 4 Days of Unity. He was selling pieces for gas $$ to get home to Oregon. I walked away with the sickest pipe I ever owned for a meger $20...... I waw stoked... A month later, Black Rock City, Nevada (Burning Man), the night of the Burn, my girlfriend left it somewhere on the playa..... Oh well, hopefully it now has a good home.
-e

 

[PhreeX]

Moved to Social at the request of shadow mod amary..
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