The Real Fatman said:my dealers the man, and so is his dealer, I went over to his tonight, yo man, you got any heroin, ( he hates slang as much as me he's like nah, but if you want we can run down to the city so he calls his guy hiss guys tells him where to meet we get there dudes already there we get the shit, drive back and here's the great thing on the way back he wore his seat belt and followed all traffic laws unlike half the dumbfucks I used to deal with would do like 90 after picking up felony quantities while smoking blunt fat bags killer dope I'm so ridiculously high right now, it took like 15min to write this
That was hilarious!!! LMAO!