Very noob-ish question, I admit...

[voxmystic]

The military can't be wrong about everything8)

of course they are.

OP, about the time your thoughts turn from rum to pillows, you're done.

 

[voxmystic]

Best way to hold your dick when you pee?

i've always wondered about this one......

 

[Violenza666]

sorry, if you have to ask in a forum how much you should drink to get a buzz you either need serious help or are really starved for attention.

Dude, take a brief journey to reality where you have a few fucking drinks and see how it makes you feel.

What's next, a thread on where to put the pillow for maximum comfort?

Best way to hold your dick when you pee?

How to talk to girls?

Weakest thread question i have literally ever seen. Seriously, take a little responsibility for yourself and learn by doing.

lolololol

 

[Violenza666]

It's true, people who haven't experimented a lot with pillows should be careful. They are quite alluring, giving the user a very comforting, warm & fuzzy feeling. It's easy to get caught up in it and before you know it you're at bed, bath and beyond every weekend comparing down and foam and all sorts of foreign materials desperately looking for that perfect "fluff."

You'll wind up spending all your money, your bed will be covered In them and you won't be able to resist just jumping in every night, letting your entire body get lost in them.

After a while, tolerance builds and it doesn't matter how many you have or how pure the down is, nothing will give you that "laying on clouds" feeling you used to get.

Seriously, your better off steering clear of the whole scene and just lay your head on a sack of laundry every night - it doesn't sound so appealing but i swear you'll thank me later.

BWUAHAHAHA... hahahaha epic.

 

[eLW]

What a stupid question! Just drink and see what happens???

 

[Kurrupt]

It's true, people who haven't experimented a lot with pillows should be careful. They are quite alluring, giving the user a very comforting, warm & fuzzy feeling. It's easy to get caught up in it and before you know it you're at bed, bath and beyond every weekend comparing down and foam and all sorts of foreign materials desperately looking for that perfect "fluff."

You'll wind up spending all your money, your bed will be covered In them and you won't be able to resist just jumping in every night, letting your entire body get lost in them.

After a while, tolerance builds and it doesn't matter how many you have or how pure the down is, nothing will give you that "laying on clouds" feeling you used to get.

Seriously, your better off steering clear of the whole scene and just lay your head on a sack of laundry every night - it doesn't sound so appealing but i swear you'll thank me later.

+1, you're one of the funnier posters here bro, keep it up.

 

[benzoheadplus44]

Floating on clouds... fuck it you don't need pillows for that, just get some dope...