vertigo

I have not been seasick for a good long while, as a landlubber its pretty hard to get sea sickness...

Unless your sinuses and eustachian (sp?) tubes are chocker blocker full off goo! Mine are and have been for about a week, and the constant urge to puke because the lack of balance is beyond nauseating.

I figure it will pass, as my lurgy does in time.

Until then, avast ye mateys, all aboard the ship o' gunk in my ears etc.

Gross.

Maybe a cigarette will help out!

arrgh me hates feeling sicky

 

Have you tried sticking the cig in your ear? It might help.

Vertigo is miserable. I've only had it once or twice, but I wanted to die. Ugh. My sister had it for three months straight once, to the point where she couldn't walk unassisted. But her inner ear is pretty messed up, it was much more than just tube goo.

Hope you feel better soon! I'd suggest some pseudo, but that would probably be a very bad idea.

 

careful chook, after three weeks of off and on fluey symptoms and clogged pipes i finally got off my ass and saw my dr. turns out i have bronchitis and viral asthma as a result; both are short term; but neither worth the discomfort, time off work and pharma bills.

take care of you this shitty flu season, liz.

 

i think your journal just got me sick somehow, beatlebot. my tubes that should not be full of gew are now engorged with goo/snot-like green flubber substance that's inducing these nauseating ipecac bouts of extreme vomiting and downloaded diarrhea (difficult to manage at the same time i know) that have been happening more frequently and with increasing urgenceys while am stumbling around bluelight with a scissors in my hands like the drunken Einstein of moths on ketamine that's been flying in downward spirals, endless around and around in a meaningless cliche of existential non-existence only to resign myself to suicidally base jump directly into the still beating heart of this 165w incandescent lightbulb which is hanging by an exposed thread of indecent exposure that illuminates this nothing and no where that will's me and fill's me with the urge to ignite my wax wings into a kerosene scene painting charcoal autobiographies of my demise in shades of grey lavender oil paints as i go down in flames taking everything and everyone with me on my suicide dive of destruction and despair with only one final death wish: to inflict my pain upon others.

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