OzchiC
Bluelighter
Also courtesy of overdrive.com.au
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (I won't touch THAT one!)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)
After reading all these, all I can say is.......
Damn Those Pigs.
p.s...... the one about dolphins and humans is not true- think monkeys DUH
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In a time of ancient gods, warlords and kings... a land in turmoil cried out fo a hero.... she was xena- a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle.
The power, the passion, the danger ..... her courage would change the world.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (I won't touch THAT one!)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)
After reading all these, all I can say is.......
Damn Those Pigs.
p.s...... the one about dolphins and humans is not true- think monkeys DUH
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In a time of ancient gods, warlords and kings... a land in turmoil cried out fo a hero.... she was xena- a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle.
The power, the passion, the danger ..... her courage would change the world.
