Exactly. Considering how careful we all are when getting our drugs and doing them, think of the likelihood of the floor actually having tons of methamphetamine shards on it. Slim to none, right? I have been doing drugs for a while, and with the exception of weed, I can assure you that every last milligram of my drugs has been accounted for between getting the drugs, pouring them out onto the surface where I prepare them, and then doing them. I have never had any real amount of drugs left over on my floor, and definitely not a substantial amount where I would be able to feel anything from it.
Im am truly surprised it took so many posts before somebody actually realized its probably not shards.
In fact im wondering if the OP is joking around with this common meth delusion and stereotype.
OP if you are not joking then simply eat the shit. Whats meth in there will work well orally and whats organic will help towards any likely malnutrition you have at this time and lastly any organisms or dem der evil GERMS will be used as target practice to improve your immune system and make you stronger, more powerful. Like when that guy in Hylander cuts of the head of his enemies in absorbs their power.
Consider thats 2 benefits as well as far less risk over and above the other suggested ROA's in this thread. It just wouldnt make sense to put carpet dirt in your nose or your ass, and obviously not your veins. Thats just not logical.
Surprise Lesson Time. Want to know to never get sick and pass this gift down to your children? Read on
Anti bacterial soaps and hand wipes before touching public areas, wtf. Avoiding germs and dirt is BAD FOR YOU.
Being overprotective of your children in the same way sets them up for health issues later on in life.
Your immune system needs to train. Instead we live our lives as if we are in charge if an army and then we do everything possible to under train and under equip it.
As i kid i grew up on a farm and played in the dirt and the shit and swam in polluted rivers in africa and made bets with the other kids to see who would be literally ass raped by the bilhazia bug first and the winner gets to feed it to the looser, shit, corn and all. I also ate raw bacon and raw chicken and raw pre-bacon pork and even an ant once or twice when quite young and unaware of the risks. As kids wee made snowmen with giraffe shit and possum pelts and even learnt to track animals by tasting the dung to detect warmth and thus proximity. (I still think tasting it and not feeling it for warmth was my father being an asshole so you could pick either when in this position youself)
I continue to say fek eff to the fear of germs to this day. I welcome the filth and the muck and joyfully revel in it at every opportunity and have thus armored myself with near immunity to disease as well as getting laid which addresses the HIV risk as well.
Due to this I never get sick, ever, no jokes, no lies. I did when i was a kid and the troops where training. But since leaving high school I have never been ill ever. No flu, stomach issues, colds, nothing. Alcohol has allowed me to know what proper nausea and vomiting feels like and drug comedowns perhaps what flu feels like, so at least im not missing out completely and can relate to what lesser humans experience.
And I am a totally unhealthy overweight 30yo sedentary male that abuses drugs, eats whatever pleases me, drinks alcohol and plans efficient usage of large drinking containers and multi purpose trips to the kitchen so that I can move and thus expend effort as little as humanly possible each day, while working from home.
Yes i am still overweight but i feel this is a necessary concession to always remind me that I am still technically human and mortal and this works to keep me humble and forever striving for further perfection.
And while i can be considered an advanced form of human in other ways, I am physically normal in terms of the susceptibility to human ailments, besides of course my superhuman special forces trained immune system which is so powerful due to a learned process, that you can create for yourself as well. And my family that believes the same things are the same in this ability to avoid illness. I am not an amazing abomination engineered in some lab as many think. My abilities are all in everybodies grasp.
And of course with a little bit of common sense you must just make sure to avoid the real nasties that dont play fair like avoiding consuming corpses infected with HIV, sharing needles and so forth. Most of the bad ones you can avoid with some proper thought and logic. Anything non life threatening should be welcomed, unpleasant or not, and this is a good rule for going through life and creating wisdom as well. Any difficulties and pain and so forth will only make only make you stronger.
As drug users you should know this concept well as many of you have likely gained much strength of will and reinforcement and confidence of your own sense of self and goals that can be gained by dealing with the great difficulty drug addiction and withdrawals provide for example
Some ideas to get you started on your journey to showing illness the finger:
1. If somebody wines like a little bitch that you didnt wash your hands after taking a piss, explain to them that it was unnecessary since you did in fact not piss on your hands. And of course if you had you can explain how urine does not contain dangers of any kind and therefore washing hands is completely unnecessary. Continue along this vein as necessary.
Oh and be sure to enjoy the confusion as they try to justify this completely pointless tradition in a way that makes any practical sense whatsoever and realize it doesn't, as with so many other pointless things we do in life. Do not fear for their pain however, they shall quickly revert back to ignorant bliss. Its far easier then questioning life and thinking for themselves.
2. KIDS! Next time your mommy pisses you off and wont buy you that toy you always wanted or tells you to wash your hands before dinner or go take a bath, dont put shoes on the table, wipe the toilet seat and so forth, be sure to cry with misery and pain and with a whimper ask her why oh why your own mother would want you to suffer the misery of countless illnesses and thus possibly missed work days, possibly missed growth opportunities, possibly missed encounters with your one true love and as if all this misery is not enough, likely see you succumbing to the dark embrace of a slow boring death by something rather average in risk with the likelihood of others often surviving it. Your family does not deserve the shame this death would cause as a result of your weakness.
Make her explain in detail why she hates you so much to want to rip away the chance of a good life, health, finding a true live and then to have your life cut short by a shameful peasants death. Offer to either end your own life now in shame with a rusty spoon as a way to atone for whatever cruel deed you must have inflicted upon her or instead you can explain to her the evil delusion she has fallen victim to that is using her to plan your future misery.
Explain the truths and how she can save your life and as a result the life of your many descendants, some of which will foster in a great time of peace and prosperity to the world. She will see the light and step out into the way of truth. Pray she gets your point and as a bonus she probably feels guilty enough now to ask for a cookie or even some ice cream.
You can now get dirty, eat worms, not wash your hands and let the dog lick you on the mouth with the knowlege that from your cocoon of filth and decay will one day spring forth a winged god completely immune to sick days and the fear of death, almost.
And your lesson is complete. Live Dirty. Live Long.
