Posted the following on my usual football message board this afternoon.
Now im a member on here, i thought id share it with you guys too......
First the rules.....
Male - TVK - specimen is healthy all over, in fact he's pimpin dawg. :D
12st 3lbs
5 feet 11 inches
Just got back from a Drive in the wannabee whip, been to the pub and had surf and turf plus 2 pints of export ale, oh, and a banoffee waffle with cream and sprinkles and shit, so im well fed etc. Happy days, sun is clearing up the last of the snow, im in our room smoking at the window.
TVK is also diagnosed 6 years ago as Type 2 Bi Polar sufferer. Dont hate on me
Salvia 15x
1 bowl full, smoked on an ice cooled (the ice cubes are shaped like little retro "space invaders" aliens, cool huh?) glass bubble pipe, with a shotgun hole near its base. Ive just cleaned it, and put a fresh gauze out.
My Aunt and Mam have just been visiting, didnt need to tell you that, its not relative to anything, but fuck you, its my story Blad. Wifey has just taken the kids to her Mams for tea, so house is empty other than TVK, I load up my bowl generously, the way i would load it with sweet Mary Jane,
I may as well mention that im experienced with pretty much all drugs,barring heroin anyway, i once even smoked a rock at a Drum and Bass event at Bagleys in Kings Cross, its very moreish isnt it? No wonder the poor bastards get hooked on it so quickly. Anyway, my drug rap sheet is nothing to be celebrated, but at least it goes some way to explaining my reckless and dangerous disregard for what i was about to ingest, i mean, if this shits got the power to take even a Mayan Prince to a completely different part of the universe, into the matrix so to speak, Shit, im damn experienced with Hallucinogens, ive been doing Acid since i was 13 and im 31 now!! It cant be worse than them surely?? Besides, this is 15x Salvia, but still im quietly confident that i could beat the fucking lips off fifty lil Mexican gringos without to much of a sweat, never mind 15x.
Still i didnt think to heed my mates warning and check some video links to youtube Salvia.....Oh no.....That would be easy.
With no tension or nerves at all i put a flame from my zippo onto this evil black flakes of Satan and inhale....
I hold in a huge amount of smoke, it isnt harsh or too un-harsh, but instantly my mouth, tongue and teeth turn into liquid mercury all matrixy and metallic.
I can only liken it to the moment Neo first gets patched into the matrix, when all that silver/mercury covers him and goes "digital" as it goes down his throat??
I breath the smoke out and look out the window for maybe 3 seconds, then i think, guess my man was wrong, i WILL need another big lungful after all, and i greedily chug another huge lungful down, im holding the smoke in, and looking round the room, nothing out the ordinary, no pink elephants or rainbows shooting out of my japs eye (i checked), so i breath the smoke out, and THAT my friends is when things got all kinds of fucked up....
The feeling came on like someone grabbing my head and swinging it backwards and forwards, then patterns with jagged metallic edges leapt up to my field of vision in their GAZILLIONS :D
I say that second, the second that i started to exhale clouds of white fuggy smoke for a second time, because thats the key you see, its the key to all of it, because at that exact second, that was the moment that the world and reality as i/we know it, just fucking dissolved, it fizzed vigouressly, and then it was like the Evil demons that control our realities suddenly said to me, "AWWWW shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite, TVK, you clever cat, you caught us out, behind the scenes, kayfabe, now we'll have to show you the infitus of nothing that is the real matrix, OUR REAL REALITY IS NOW DESPAIR".....AND YOU TVK ME OLD CHINA, YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO PUSH THAT BIG BUTTON, FLASHING RED, AND LABELLED IN 60 FT HIGH NEON LETTERS, TVK, Dont touch this button or life as we know it will disintegrate, your children will never have existed, ok? ok, thanks now, kisses xxx"
But i had pushed the button, i vaguly, in the real world, remember trying to get out of the kitchen and into the back garden, but the key wasnt in the back door, and i pulled at it a bit, but was easily "giving it toes", the door had won for now it seemed. I slumped to the floor in the living room, where everything had suddenly become magnified x1000, and thats when i gave up. I was frightened, this was eternity, spent in some meaningless void, damn right i was scared, and im ashamed to say, i cracked and gave in, i made my peace with these evil lords of the Sith who'd let me push that button knowing what would happen, and i gave in to their infinity, their neverending something, their lack of a dimension at all. And my body dissolved into the surrounding multicoloured spectrum edges, i actually flt my entire lower half of my face just melt off right there on the floor of this outer realm )my living room floor in other words).
I have no idea how long i laid there in infinite torment, might have been mere seconds, or a few minutes, i didnt have the clearest of headson at the time, how long do people On 15x Salvia usually stay in that realm? You guys tell me!
But after a number of minutes, i realised, i correctly predicted then consciously made myself aware, that there WAS in fact a normal world around me again, it was coming back!!! I Hadn't ruined Human evolution and the entire realm of our Universe was still there, i got up, walked back into the kitchen surprisingly nimbly, but looking down my nose (i presume) the lower half of my head, my entire neck and jaw, were still disolved, disolved into little rainbow spectrums of light, no universe, NO REALITY STILL, MY BABIES!! BLIND PANIC SET IN, WHAT IF IT NEVER COMES RIGHT, GODAMMIT WHAT IF I NEVER SEE UNITED LIFT ANOTHER LEAGUE TITLE??? (19X YSB :D)
I RAN AND I MEAN SPRINTED, up the house staircase, into our bedroom paced around and thought "no no, its not right, parts of me are still dissolving into the dimensional ether....SHIT.
I slowly over th course of the next 3-4 mins regain 75% of my faculties. But i wasnt back at base, and i havnt been all night, every so often, every couple of minutes, a flashback of sorts happens, it can be triggered too by other stuff, the flashbacks last maybe a couple of seconds, but those couple of seconds feel like an eternity of nothing in that place. It took me maybe an hour and 3 joints for me to calm down properly, stop my heart from racing, the sweat from pouring off me, and to stop me questioning every little thing in the minutest detail.
Be careful with this people, it may be legal, and cheap, and the people in the videos on youtube are zany fun characters arnt they? Jumping out of windows whilst high!! LOLZ ROFLZ MEGAROFLZ LOCANO'Z.
But this shit aint to be fucked with, it can get real messy, and i really dont mean "the pink elephants in my week mushie trip are turning slightly purple, oh knoez" kind of messy, I mean the kind of messy, that gets up at 3am everyday so it has more time on friends reunited figuring out where all your ancient relatives are burried, your Mam, your Mams Mam, your Mams Mams Mam, and so on, so it can dig them up, and turn up at your sons Jewish Briss, and have sex with all the corpses on the lawn in front of your guests, every hole, but mainly their collective shitters, whilst ending civilisation and all know realities, just cos without the corpses, and the spunk and piss and shit, and eye sockets too, it just would say enough about how utterly EVIL AND NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH SALVIA IS.
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Now im a member on here, i thought id share it with you guys too......
First the rules.....
Male - TVK - specimen is healthy all over, in fact he's pimpin dawg. :D
12st 3lbs
5 feet 11 inches
Just got back from a Drive in the wannabee whip, been to the pub and had surf and turf plus 2 pints of export ale, oh, and a banoffee waffle with cream and sprinkles and shit, so im well fed etc. Happy days, sun is clearing up the last of the snow, im in our room smoking at the window.
TVK is also diagnosed 6 years ago as Type 2 Bi Polar sufferer. Dont hate on me
Salvia 15x
1 bowl full, smoked on an ice cooled (the ice cubes are shaped like little retro "space invaders" aliens, cool huh?) glass bubble pipe, with a shotgun hole near its base. Ive just cleaned it, and put a fresh gauze out.
My Aunt and Mam have just been visiting, didnt need to tell you that, its not relative to anything, but fuck you, its my story Blad. Wifey has just taken the kids to her Mams for tea, so house is empty other than TVK, I load up my bowl generously, the way i would load it with sweet Mary Jane,
I may as well mention that im experienced with pretty much all drugs,barring heroin anyway, i once even smoked a rock at a Drum and Bass event at Bagleys in Kings Cross, its very moreish isnt it? No wonder the poor bastards get hooked on it so quickly. Anyway, my drug rap sheet is nothing to be celebrated, but at least it goes some way to explaining my reckless and dangerous disregard for what i was about to ingest, i mean, if this shits got the power to take even a Mayan Prince to a completely different part of the universe, into the matrix so to speak, Shit, im damn experienced with Hallucinogens, ive been doing Acid since i was 13 and im 31 now!! It cant be worse than them surely?? Besides, this is 15x Salvia, but still im quietly confident that i could beat the fucking lips off fifty lil Mexican gringos without to much of a sweat, never mind 15x.
Still i didnt think to heed my mates warning and check some video links to youtube Salvia.....Oh no.....That would be easy.
With no tension or nerves at all i put a flame from my zippo onto this evil black flakes of Satan and inhale....
I hold in a huge amount of smoke, it isnt harsh or too un-harsh, but instantly my mouth, tongue and teeth turn into liquid mercury all matrixy and metallic.
I can only liken it to the moment Neo first gets patched into the matrix, when all that silver/mercury covers him and goes "digital" as it goes down his throat??
I breath the smoke out and look out the window for maybe 3 seconds, then i think, guess my man was wrong, i WILL need another big lungful after all, and i greedily chug another huge lungful down, im holding the smoke in, and looking round the room, nothing out the ordinary, no pink elephants or rainbows shooting out of my japs eye (i checked), so i breath the smoke out, and THAT my friends is when things got all kinds of fucked up....
The feeling came on like someone grabbing my head and swinging it backwards and forwards, then patterns with jagged metallic edges leapt up to my field of vision in their GAZILLIONS :D
I say that second, the second that i started to exhale clouds of white fuggy smoke for a second time, because thats the key you see, its the key to all of it, because at that exact second, that was the moment that the world and reality as i/we know it, just fucking dissolved, it fizzed vigouressly, and then it was like the Evil demons that control our realities suddenly said to me, "AWWWW shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite, TVK, you clever cat, you caught us out, behind the scenes, kayfabe, now we'll have to show you the infitus of nothing that is the real matrix, OUR REAL REALITY IS NOW DESPAIR".....AND YOU TVK ME OLD CHINA, YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO PUSH THAT BIG BUTTON, FLASHING RED, AND LABELLED IN 60 FT HIGH NEON LETTERS, TVK, Dont touch this button or life as we know it will disintegrate, your children will never have existed, ok? ok, thanks now, kisses xxx"
But i had pushed the button, i vaguly, in the real world, remember trying to get out of the kitchen and into the back garden, but the key wasnt in the back door, and i pulled at it a bit, but was easily "giving it toes", the door had won for now it seemed. I slumped to the floor in the living room, where everything had suddenly become magnified x1000, and thats when i gave up. I was frightened, this was eternity, spent in some meaningless void, damn right i was scared, and im ashamed to say, i cracked and gave in, i made my peace with these evil lords of the Sith who'd let me push that button knowing what would happen, and i gave in to their infinity, their neverending something, their lack of a dimension at all. And my body dissolved into the surrounding multicoloured spectrum edges, i actually flt my entire lower half of my face just melt off right there on the floor of this outer realm )my living room floor in other words).
I have no idea how long i laid there in infinite torment, might have been mere seconds, or a few minutes, i didnt have the clearest of headson at the time, how long do people On 15x Salvia usually stay in that realm? You guys tell me!
But after a number of minutes, i realised, i correctly predicted then consciously made myself aware, that there WAS in fact a normal world around me again, it was coming back!!! I Hadn't ruined Human evolution and the entire realm of our Universe was still there, i got up, walked back into the kitchen surprisingly nimbly, but looking down my nose (i presume) the lower half of my head, my entire neck and jaw, were still disolved, disolved into little rainbow spectrums of light, no universe, NO REALITY STILL, MY BABIES!! BLIND PANIC SET IN, WHAT IF IT NEVER COMES RIGHT, GODAMMIT WHAT IF I NEVER SEE UNITED LIFT ANOTHER LEAGUE TITLE??? (19X YSB :D)
I RAN AND I MEAN SPRINTED, up the house staircase, into our bedroom paced around and thought "no no, its not right, parts of me are still dissolving into the dimensional ether....SHIT.
I slowly over th course of the next 3-4 mins regain 75% of my faculties. But i wasnt back at base, and i havnt been all night, every so often, every couple of minutes, a flashback of sorts happens, it can be triggered too by other stuff, the flashbacks last maybe a couple of seconds, but those couple of seconds feel like an eternity of nothing in that place. It took me maybe an hour and 3 joints for me to calm down properly, stop my heart from racing, the sweat from pouring off me, and to stop me questioning every little thing in the minutest detail.
Be careful with this people, it may be legal, and cheap, and the people in the videos on youtube are zany fun characters arnt they? Jumping out of windows whilst high!! LOLZ ROFLZ MEGAROFLZ LOCANO'Z.
But this shit aint to be fucked with, it can get real messy, and i really dont mean "the pink elephants in my week mushie trip are turning slightly purple, oh knoez" kind of messy, I mean the kind of messy, that gets up at 3am everyday so it has more time on friends reunited figuring out where all your ancient relatives are burried, your Mam, your Mams Mam, your Mams Mams Mam, and so on, so it can dig them up, and turn up at your sons Jewish Briss, and have sex with all the corpses on the lawn in front of your guests, every hole, but mainly their collective shitters, whilst ending civilisation and all know realities, just cos without the corpses, and the spunk and piss and shit, and eye sockets too, it just would say enough about how utterly EVIL AND NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH SALVIA IS.
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