this is from my blog, so pardon some of the shit about nickin' - all in good fun.
ghetto gourmet
brown rice: 1 cup water, 1 cup almond milk, 1 cup brown rice. add half a cup of hammered walnuts + smoked paprika
beans and greens: 1 can collard greens, 1 can black eyed peas, 1 chopped onion, 2 spoons peanut butter. add hot sauce (sriracha, DON'T steal it, sriracha is sacred - you know that) - add a cup of water and cook down slow. this is some african shit, but it's also what southern food should be. to make real groundnut stew, add chopped plantains or green bananas, sweet potatoes, okra, tomatoes plus a spoon of coconut milk and some currry powder
sweet potatoes: peel 2 sweet potatoes and slice - boil until soft (use water for stock, scavenge). add two very ripe bananas or plantains that have lots of black on their skin with a bit of soymilk. mash. add garam masala to taste or peanut butter
noodle sauce: caramalize an onion with garlic - use some sesame oil. add it to a blender and cover with soy sauce, hot sauce, vinegar and dash of sweetner. blend, then top with chopped green onions. best on soba/buckwheat noodles, but pasta will do
PB&J oatmeal: one cup oatmeal, one cup water, one cup almond milk. add frozen or fresh fruit (blackberries!) and peanut butter, microwave about 4mins, stir.
grits: i've never in my life measured grits, so i'm not sure - just use less than you'd think, cover with a good bit of water. add a spoon of honey and a slice of real butter from happily employed cows. microwave 3mins, stir, again. it will be VERY hot - stir, top with a bit of salt
beans and rice...
how to make rice - get basmati or jasmine, what ever audi's has. a cup of rice needs two cups of liquid. add 2 tablespoons of coconut milk (from a can not that coconut 'milk' people drink) and fill to two cups. or, if you like sugar instead of fat, use a can of coconut water, like from the mexican sector or your equivalent, and just a dab of some butter or fat. spice with cardamom (easy to nick - just load up your hands with other stuff and accidentally shove it in your pocket and forget it - people do it all the time) or curry powder, garam masala, etc you can also add almond, soy, cashew (fantastic) 'mlk' instead of water and fat, or in addition. for dessert rice, use a can of guava or mango 'nectar' with the fat.
start with a can of black beans, an onion, garlic (nick the jar of diced), a can of tomatoes, 'southwest spice'. heat about 2 big spoons of oil *with* about one spoon of water until it's popping and steaming. add chopped onion and garlic and let it sweat on medium for a few minutes, until the onions are browning. add beans, tomatoes, spices and cook down on lower heat, don't let it stick. crush the beats a bit with the spoon. add water and cook down again, until it's paste. variety: all different kinds of beans and tomatoes (like the ones with jalapenos, italian).
how to peel a mango - mangoes have trapezoidal pits, running longway along the 'seam' if you can see it. cut two main slices parallel to the seam, then try an angled cut on the remainder - if you hit seed, reverse the angle. repeat. take the cut pieces to a glass and slide the glass between the skin and the meat. it's easy if it's ripe.